(Shot of Jack and Karen sitting at the kitchen table as Norma sets a plate of toast on it.)
My wardrobe for about six weeks.
(They pause and look past the camera.)
(Shot of the kitchen as Kevin crosses to the sink. He is wearing a shirt of green paisley and brown stripes, blue pants and black boots.)
(Shot of Norma, Jack and Karen looking at him off-screen.)
NORMA: You’re not gonna… wear that to school are you?
(Close shot of Kevin looking at Norma off-screen.)
KEVIN: No, Mom, I got a job as a male model.
(Shot of Norma, Jack and Karen as Wayne enters, looks at Kevin off-screen, then holds his stomach and bursts into laughter.)
(Close shot of Kevin looking down at his clothes, then looking past the camera and smiling slightly.)
Cut to
Ext. Day – Bus-Stop
(Shot of Kevin standing at the bus stop, wearing plain brown pants and a plain blue shirt.)
KEVIN: Don’t worry about it, you look fine.
(The camera pans to include Paul, who is wearing a bad outfit of brown striped pants, a white shirt with browns decorations, and is carrying a violin case. He reaches into his pants pocket.)
PAUL: Well, let me see our class schedule one more time.
KEVIN: No!
He was gonna have to get a grip on himself. This was the junior high bus stop.
(The camera pulls back to include Wayne measuring Kirk McCray’s tongue with a ruler as other boys look on.)
And if we were gonna hold our own with the older kids, we were gonna have to act mature.
(Shot of Paul with his tongue out, trying to get Wayne’s attention. Wayne measures Paul, then smacks him on the head. Two older girls walk past the camera.)
We seemed to have something of a height disadvantage, but we did out best to fit in.
(Kevin and Paul turn to look after the girls, with their tongues out.)
(Close shot of Kevin looking off.)
KEVIN (With tongue out): Hooth that?
(Shot of Kevin and Paul looking past the camera.)
(Shot of a girl in the distance, wearing a pink top and yellow skirt, walking toward the bus stop. “Winnie’s Theme” plays in the background.)
What an incredible stroke of luck…
(Shot of Kevin and Paul looking toward the girl off-screen.)
A new kid…a helpless waif who would be even more lost…
(Shot from behind the girl of the crowd at the corner. The camera follows her as she approaches.)
Than we were. A helpless waif…
(Kevin and Paul are looking at the girl. Wayne and others now look at her also.)
In fishnet tights, and gogo boots!
(Shot past Paul of Winnie as she stops in front of them.)
WINNIE: Hi Kevin. Hi Paul.
(Shot past Winnie of Paul and Kevin looking at her.)
PAUL: Winnie Cooper?
(Shot past Paul of Winnie looking at them.)
WINNIE: Gwendolyn.
(She shakes her head slightly.)
WINNIE: I don’t want to be called Winnie anymore. My real name is Gwendolyn.
Well, there was no question now.
(Shot past Winnie of Paul and Kevin looking at her.)
We were entering uncharted territory. Even the familiar…
(Shot past Paul of Winnie looking at them.)
Was cloaked in the vestments of the devil.
(Close shot of Kevin looking at Paul off-screen and smiling excitedly.)
Junior high school…
(Kevin looks at Winnie off-screen.)
Was a whole new ball of wax.
Cut to
Ext. Day – RFK Junior High
(Wide shot past some busses of the front of the school. “Wiinies’ Theme” fades into a different Snuffy guitar.)
(Close shot of Kevin and Paul walking along the sidewalk. They look toward the building.)
Like about half the schools in the country that year, my school was being renamed…
(The camera pans with the boys as they pass it. A man is working on the school sign in the background.)
Robert F. Kennedy Junior High. As we approached…
(Shot from the top of the building steps as Kevin, Paul, and Wayne approch in the center of a crowd of students.)
Those doors for the first time…
(Kevin pauses as he looks up. Paul pauses and frowns.)
We felt we were approaching the portals of manhood.
(They hurry past the camera as the bell rings, and the music stops.)
That’s pretty neat
13 years ago at 12:02 pmInt. Morning – Arnold Kitchen
(Shot of Jack and Karen sitting at the kitchen table as Norma sets a plate of toast on it.)
My wardrobe for about six weeks.
(They pause and look past the camera.)
(Shot of the kitchen as Kevin crosses to the sink. He is wearing a shirt of green paisley and brown stripes, blue pants and black boots.)
(Shot of Norma, Jack and Karen looking at him off-screen.)
NORMA: You’re not gonna… wear that to school are you?
(Close shot of Kevin looking at Norma off-screen.)
KEVIN: No, Mom, I got a job as a male model.
(Shot of Norma, Jack and Karen as Wayne enters, looks at Kevin off-screen, then holds his stomach and bursts into laughter.)
(Close shot of Kevin looking down at his clothes, then looking past the camera and smiling slightly.)
Cut to
Ext. Day – Bus-Stop
(Shot of Kevin standing at the bus stop, wearing plain brown pants and a plain blue shirt.)
KEVIN: Don’t worry about it, you look fine.
(The camera pans to include Paul, who is wearing a bad outfit of brown striped pants, a white shirt with browns decorations, and is carrying a violin case. He reaches into his pants pocket.)
PAUL: Well, let me see our class schedule one more time.
KEVIN: No!
He was gonna have to get a grip on himself. This was the junior high bus stop.
(The camera pulls back to include Wayne measuring Kirk McCray’s tongue with a ruler as other boys look on.)
And if we were gonna hold our own with the older kids, we were gonna have to act mature.
(Shot of Paul with his tongue out, trying to get Wayne’s attention. Wayne measures Paul, then smacks him on the head. Two older girls walk past the camera.)
We seemed to have something of a height disadvantage, but we did out best to fit in.
(Kevin and Paul turn to look after the girls, with their tongues out.)
(Close shot of Kevin looking off.)
KEVIN (With tongue out): Hooth that?
(Shot of Kevin and Paul looking past the camera.)
(Shot of a girl in the distance, wearing a pink top and yellow skirt, walking toward the bus stop. “Winnie’s Theme” plays in the background.)
What an incredible stroke of luck…
(Shot of Kevin and Paul looking toward the girl off-screen.)
A new kid…a helpless waif who would be even more lost…
(Shot from behind the girl of the crowd at the corner. The camera follows her as she approaches.)
Than we were. A helpless waif…
(Kevin and Paul are looking at the girl. Wayne and others now look at her also.)
In fishnet tights, and gogo boots!
(Shot past Paul of Winnie as she stops in front of them.)
WINNIE: Hi Kevin. Hi Paul.
(Shot past Winnie of Paul and Kevin looking at her.)
PAUL: Winnie Cooper?
(Shot past Paul of Winnie looking at them.)
WINNIE: Gwendolyn.
(She shakes her head slightly.)
WINNIE: I don’t want to be called Winnie anymore. My real name is Gwendolyn.
Well, there was no question now.
(Shot past Winnie of Paul and Kevin looking at her.)
We were entering uncharted territory. Even the familiar…
(Shot past Paul of Winnie looking at them.)
Was cloaked in the vestments of the devil.
(Close shot of Kevin looking at Paul off-screen and smiling excitedly.)
Junior high school…
(Kevin looks at Winnie off-screen.)
Was a whole new ball of wax.
Cut to
Ext. Day – RFK Junior High
(Wide shot past some busses of the front of the school. “Wiinies’ Theme” fades into a different Snuffy guitar.)
(Close shot of Kevin and Paul walking along the sidewalk. They look toward the building.)
Like about half the schools in the country that year, my school was being renamed…
(The camera pans with the boys as they pass it. A man is working on the school sign in the background.)
Robert F. Kennedy Junior High. As we approached…
(Shot from the top of the building steps as Kevin, Paul, and Wayne approch in the center of a crowd of students.)
Those doors for the first time…
(Kevin pauses as he looks up. Paul pauses and frowns.)
We felt we were approaching the portals of manhood.
(They hurry past the camera as the bell rings, and the music stops.)
Cut to
13 years ago at 12:12 pmI turn lesbian bitches straight.
13 years ago at 12:34 pmMormonism. TFM
13 years ago at 12:35 pmConvincing your hostage that you won’t rape/torture her for a few days. TbuffalobillM
13 years ago at 1:18 pmSSSWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13 years ago at 1:28 pmI bet over 75% of the people that view this site don’t know what monogamous means
13 years ago at 5:06 pmCool
13 years ago at 7:04 pmI’ll take you up on that bet.
13 years ago at 7:16 pmI believe “monogamous” is an old old wooden ship…used in the Civil War era.
13 years ago at 10:29 pm^
13 years ago at 1:11 am^^
13 years ago at 11:02 amI believe that’s diversity not monogamy
13 years ago at 8:27 pmSaying I told you so once you pull out. RFM
13 years ago at 2:27 pm