Got elected College Republicans president for next year. We're planning an affirmative action bake sale, second amendment shootout, and animal rights barbecue. Time to piss off the liberals. TFM.

    1. Damn Right

      You sell giant cookies (or whatever) for 1$. Blacks get a full cookie for 1$, whites get half a cookie, and asians get 3/4 a cookie.

      My school did it earlier and our neighbor black school (FAMU) got pissed and complained

      14 years ago at 8:06 pm
    2. The Piker

      That is the single greatest thing ever. I am so glad people actually do this. I may not troll at all tomorrow when I am bored at work. I am genuinely so happy with this TFM, it kind of makes me not want to bash anyone.

      14 years ago at 9:14 pm
    3. Fratent Pending

      I hope you are fucking around, I have six thousand copies to make on the bizhub, I need some damn entertainment.

      14 years ago at 9:27 pm
    4. Fratstar Runner

      This just means that all the minorities are getting cheap baked goods.

      This is offensive to them how?

      14 years ago at 10:52 pm
    5. Bro Pig Sooiee

      “They were arguing that affirmative action was solely based on race. It’s not based on race. It’s based on bringing a diverse community to a certain organization.”
      Bringing a diverse community= unproportionally admitting minorities
      that kid is an idiot

      14 years ago at 8:23 am
    6. GoDawgs09

      Wouldn’t a fried chicken, watermelon, and Kool Aid sale be more appropriate for affirmative action?

      14 years ago at 11:41 am
    1. wiscofratlife

      How bout mixing second amendment rights with this one and make it shoot an illegal immigrant day.TFTC

      14 years ago at 8:15 pm
    2. Bob Barker is my bro

      Are you BBQing immigrants or are you catching illegal immigrants and then having a BBQ to celebrate.

      14 years ago at 11:30 pm
    3. Jim Bro Laws

      Motion to begin a “Take back America” campaign.

      “In war, there is no substitute for victory.”
      -General Douglas MacArthur

      14 years ago at 7:03 am
    1. Skifrat

      i think the original post from Washington is faf but this is just wrong … Holocaust jokes arent political statements, they are just disgusting

      14 years ago at 4:44 am
    2. Oprah Is A Dyke

      Skifrat get a damn sense of humor. You might actually enjoy life and live longer.

      14 years ago at 9:07 am
  1. mymomsaysimacatch

    Chances are you’re a pol sci nerd in some bottom feeding non-peer fraternity and none of the things in your post will happen. But cool, chief.

    14 years ago at 9:16 pm
    1. MSNBGeed

      ^ When I first glanced at your username, I thought it said, “mymomssnatch”.
      Please get your hippie-liberal ass back to the kitchen, and keep your opinions to yourself.

      14 years ago at 7:56 am