He’s TFTC, and probably that guy in the chapter that slams everything walking, has a bad reputation for doing so, but still slams 9s and 10s because the ladies know he is that good of a time.
Gotta practice on the back-ups before you play with the starters.
Everyone’s been in this situation, somehow stuck with a social with a 2nd tier sorority, the good girls get taken down before you’ve got your first drink, and you gotta deal with what you got. So if you cant pork a princess, poke a pig for practice… shit happens. So drink up, lay em down, and never admit it. Sorry I’m not sorry.
There are these things called standards. Get some.
14 years ago at 9:36 pmyou took the words right out of my mouth.. maybe he should take the Twinkie out of hers?
14 years ago at 10:03 pmHe’s TFTC, and probably that guy in the chapter that slams everything walking, has a bad reputation for doing so, but still slams 9s and 10s because the ladies know he is that good of a time.
Gotta practice on the back-ups before you play with the starters.
14 years ago at 11:31 amI would understand slamming until you are both sober or something but… this sounds like something I want no part of.
14 years ago at 9:39 pmGood call. It might have been a little awkward if you were apart of it.
14 years ago at 9:41 pmyou mean you don’t like standing over the bed while people are fornicating…?
14 years ago at 9:51 pmyeah i’m not so sure thats something to brag about
14 years ago at 9:40 pmNever slamming an ugly chick. TFM
14 years ago at 11:00 pmeverybody’s had a roll in the mud with a porker. If you say you haven’t you’re lying.
14 years ago at 11:08 pmNo, everyone has NOT had a roll in the mud with a porker.
14 years ago at 11:26 pmGotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess.
14 years ago at 11:27 pmEveryone’s been in this situation, somehow stuck with a social with a 2nd tier sorority, the good girls get taken down before you’ve got your first drink, and you gotta deal with what you got. So if you cant pork a princess, poke a pig for practice… shit happens. So drink up, lay em down, and never admit it. Sorry I’m not sorry.
14 years ago at 11:42 pm^Absolutley. Thank you.
14 years ago at 12:11 amFucking anyone north of a 5 just to increase your stats. TFM.
14 years ago at 10:43 amStories over standards. TFTC?
14 years ago at 11:51 pmThis^
14 years ago at 11:01 amPost this on the Wall.
14 years ago at 11:37 pmIt happens. If you say it doesn’t you’re lying.
14 years ago at 12:03 amSome of the best stories ever start with a drunken night out hoggin…
14 years ago at 1:54 amseriously it does happen. most of us probably fuck only 1 or 2 hot girls in our whole college career. the rest are ugly. deal with it
14 years ago at 6:42 amI feel sorry for you.
14 years ago at 9:15 amWow. sucks to suck dude.
14 years ago at 9:25 am^literally
14 years ago at 10:44 amgood frattributes: this belongs on fail friday
14 years ago at 11:02 amThis belongs in Fail Friday
14 years ago at 9:06 amIf there was a Fail Friday for comments, the one above is worse than the post itself, which is saying a lot.
14 years ago at 11:31 amFail?
14 years ago at 11:47 am