"With all due respect, sir, the syllabus didn't say anything about not being allowed to show up to class smelling like a distillery." TFM. Tallapoosa Snu14 years ago
gobigorgohome With all due respect, and remember I’m sayin’ with all due respect, this post ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on. 14 years ago at 9:02 am
The Fertile Turtle How much you think that’s worth. I may know an interested buyer. 14 years ago at 12:18 pm
better_than_you Not as much as a velvet painting of a turtle and a giraffe, ill tell ya that. 14 years ago at 3:41 pm
VelociFratter You sound like one of those kids who brags about how much he drank all weekend in class on Monday. And I don’t like those kids. 14 years ago at 10:28 am
TrickleDown This. As a general rule, if you brag about how many drinks you had, you didn’t have enough drinks anyway. 14 years ago at 10:34 am
I Shot Lil B If you remember how many drinks you had, you’re not doing it right. 14 years ago at 11:11 am
fratasticfratagonia why are you allowing said “sir” to assert dominance over you? 14 years ago at 5:07 pm
Fuck firstposOX
14 years ago at 8:59 am*post. Laps will be taken.
14 years ago at 9:00 amYeah, fuck firstposOX.
14 years ago at 9:42 amhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_malipwAkOz1rnvwt1.gif
14 years ago at 1:57 pmWith all due respect, and remember I’m sayin’ with all due respect, this post ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on.
14 years ago at 9:02 amSounds like my kind of painting.
14 years ago at 10:26 amHow much you think that’s worth. I may know an interested buyer.
14 years ago at 12:18 pmNot as much as a velvet painting of a turtle and a giraffe, ill tell ya that.
14 years ago at 3:41 pmR.I.P. Rectum Destroyer
14 years ago at 9:31 amHe died from a destroyed rectum
14 years ago at 12:22 pmActually, he died from autoerotic asphyxiation
14 years ago at 1:24 pm^It gets the best of em’
14 years ago at 3:46 pmYou sound like one of those kids who brags about how much he drank all weekend in class on Monday. And I don’t like those kids.
14 years ago at 10:28 amThis. As a general rule, if you brag about how many drinks you had, you didn’t have enough drinks anyway.
14 years ago at 10:34 amIf you remember how many drinks you had, you’re not doing it right.
14 years ago at 11:11 amIf you count how many drinks you’ve had, I hate you
14 years ago at 12:25 pmIf I hate you, you count how many drinks you’ve had
14 years ago at 12:37 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af-Id_fuXFA
14 years ago at 12:31 pmWhere the fuck is Sasha?
14 years ago at 12:41 pmRefer to my name to describe how much I care
14 years ago at 1:23 pmDude thats so cool how you did that!!
14 years ago at 3:41 pm^
14 years ago at 6:25 pm^^^good idea, poor execution.
14 years ago at 8:28 pmNot including ” with all due respect” in the statement. TFM
14 years ago at 1:52 pmwhy are you allowing said “sir” to assert dominance over you?
14 years ago at 5:07 pmDistilleries tend to smell like bakeries
14 years ago at 9:41 am