"With all due respect, sir, the syllabus didn't say anything about not being allowed to show up to class smelling like a distillery." TFM.

  1. gobigorgohome

    With all due respect, and remember I’m sayin’ with all due respect, this post ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on.

    12 years ago at 9:02 am
    1. better_than_you

      Not as much as a velvet painting of a turtle and a giraffe, ill tell ya that.

      12 years ago at 3:41 pm
  2. VelociFratter

    You sound like one of those kids who brags about how much he drank all weekend in class on Monday. And I don’t like those kids.

    12 years ago at 10:28 am
    1. TrickleDown

      This. As a general rule, if you brag about how many drinks you had, you didn’t have enough drinks anyway.

      12 years ago at 10:34 am