Completely Unstable Dude Verbally Assaults Girl On Tinder After She Doesn’t Respond To Him

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There are plenty of passable, if not genuinely decent ways, to start a conversation on Tinder. Just check out today’s edition of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines. Plenty of gold in there, like the immaculate opener, “Hey baby you got legs like I like, feet on one end, pussy on the other!” If you ever need some inspiration, I’d err more on the Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines “completely absurd opener” side of things rather than this dude Tyler’s “come on too strong and then insult the shit out of her when she doesn’t acknowledge your existence” side.

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Jesus. If this guy was a rapper he’d be Tyler the Creator of Restraining Orders. Didn’t your momma ever teach you manners?

The fact that he sent this message on a Friday morning at 1:46 a.m. really tells us all we need to know about his motivation. After striking out at the bars on Thirsty Thursday, Tyler returned to his place and, in a drunken fit of horny rage, decided to take out his anger on an unsuspecting Tinder match who just wanted to do her hair and makeup and listen to Ke$ha in peace. Get better, Tyler.

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  1. BayBro650

    There’s a strong correlation between being named Tyler and needing serious help.

    8 years ago at 10:22 am
  2. sunshinebass

    honestly, this is how i imagine the average day of a decent looking woman on tinder.

    8 years ago at 10:22 am
  3. Ricky Spanish

    Isn’t this how everyone starts a conversation with a girl? Go in strong. Get rejected. Create insecurities. Wait for them to come crawling back.

    8 years ago at 10:36 am
  4. Coolnamewastaken

    Looks like the comments after one of those horrible “Ask Intern Sydney” articles.

    8 years ago at 11:26 am
    1. ThomasMuthafuckinJefferson

      I would publicly donate 10,000 directly into Dan’s bank account for a new lapband if this were to happen.

      8 years ago at 2:35 pm