Forced the locals to celebrate the Fourth of July with me while I was vacationing in Cancun. They had the time of their fucking lives. TFM.

    1. ksig565

      heeey, would you like a play-by-play? I know this stuff is pretty difficult to understand.

      14 years ago at 4:10 pm
  1. Fratspeare

    Teaching the rest of the world about American traditions and values while making them like it. FaF. Frat on good sir!

    14 years ago at 5:07 pm
  2. Kenny F Powers

    FaF indeed, but let’s hope they don’t jump the border looking for more good times on our tab.

    14 years ago at 5:17 pm
    1. brostock

      eh if they genuinely want to become Americans because they realize how much better we are AND if they go through the proper channels to do so then I wouldn’t mind it that much. I mean it’s not like we’re talking about fucking wetbacks or something.

      14 years ago at 1:50 am
    1. DarkoM

      Logged in to post this^. Should be partying with slammies, not the people cleaning up your mess..

      14 years ago at 7:08 pm