What the fucking fuck. Sweetheart of the week. Where the hell did it go? I have had to resort to masturbating while browsing my old yearbooks. I feel myself starting a dangerous journey. Help keep a pedophile of the fuckin streets and post the damn Sweetheart, you douches.
sometimes in which has been mentioned with case you might and win with the pump unfortunate enough to endorse the afterwards with justifiable with the rubber fist, you know?
haha this post is as true as it gets! so the other day the slam comes over to the frat castle, and we begin to do the dirty squirty in my cubby. long story short, i’m givin it to her real good, i mean real good, and the slam goes “oh yeah! you’re givin’ it to me good”. anyways, i gave it to her, then i told her to hit the road jack, and dont come back no more no more. as i was pushing her out the door she says “you disappoint me sometimes, emotionally”. damn that was a good day, i nutted on her hooters btw.it’s a tfm.
Firsty Friday.
13 years ago at 3:44 pmWhat the fucking fuck. Sweetheart of the week. Where the hell did it go? I have had to resort to masturbating while browsing my old yearbooks. I feel myself starting a dangerous journey. Help keep a pedophile of the fuckin streets and post the damn Sweetheart, you douches.
13 years ago at 8:52 am^They stay the same age..
13 years ago at 11:40 am^This
13 years ago at 10:42 pmBest TFM in a while. I endorse this.
13 years ago at 4:15 pmEndorsing TFMs. TotalRatMoveSuperPACMove.
13 years ago at 8:45 pmkeeping her emotionally satisfied by satisfying her butt sexually with your pee. its a TFM.
13 years ago at 4:31 pmYou need a towel and a Gatorade there buddy? Or maybe just kill yourself.
13 years ago at 4:46 pmno, he needs a redbull and viagra
13 years ago at 5:30 pm^^ he might need to ride the bike to get loose
13 years ago at 9:33 pmPleasing a woman. RFM. Two pumps and done. TFTC
13 years ago at 5:02 pmTwo pump chump. FAF.
13 years ago at 12:02 amPleasing pledges assholes. RFM. Pooping in their butts after vigorous anal thrusting. TFTC
13 years ago at 3:01 pmsometimes in which has been mentioned with case you might and win with the pump unfortunate enough to endorse the afterwards with justifiable with the rubber fist, you know?
13 years ago at 5:29 pmYeah. Yeah, I do know.
13 years ago at 6:29 pmYep sounds about right
13 years ago at 6:18 pm^ Your name sucks.
13 years ago at 3:24 pm^TbrongcutM
13 years ago at 1:46 amNot satisfying her sexually or emotionally. TFM
13 years ago at 7:24 pm^
13 years ago at 12:44 pmI live by an ‘always leave her wanting more’ philosophy. In regards to everything.
13 years ago at 7:36 pmSo you have a small dick?
13 years ago at 11:40 amAn inch and a half makes a hell of an impact at 90 miles an hour.
13 years ago at 2:17 pm^ Gospel
13 years ago at 2:29 pmThe only thing I’ve satisfied is the inside of my boxers and left hand.
13 years ago at 7:41 pm^Chronic masturbation. TFM?
13 years ago at 7:21 amLefty. NF. Dual handed jerk. TFTC.
13 years ago at 10:46 am^I’m not sure I understand this logic
13 years ago at 3:02 pmhaha this post is as true as it gets! so the other day the slam comes over to the frat castle, and we begin to do the dirty squirty in my cubby. long story short, i’m givin it to her real good, i mean real good, and the slam goes “oh yeah! you’re givin’ it to me good”. anyways, i gave it to her, then i told her to hit the road jack, and dont come back no more no more. as i was pushing her out the door she says “you disappoint me sometimes, emotionally”. damn that was a good day, i nutted on her hooters btw.it’s a tfm.
13 years ago at 8:14 pmThe TotalRatMove SuperPAC endorses your demise.
13 years ago at 8:46 pm^Best thing you’ve ever said.
13 years ago at 11:18 pm^^^ Love it.
13 years ago at 12:43 pm