Woke up this morning with a four foot iguana in the room. No idea where it came from. TFM.

    1. TheFrattersonEpisode

      Wow, I should start grossly exaggerating the size of my penis too so I sound cooler to people on the internet.

      14 years ago at 9:25 pm
    2. FaFTexas

      Mine looks like a 4 foot iguana except mine is not 4 feet. It’s just green as fuck. I am going to go see a doctor tomorrow.

      14 years ago at 1:36 am
    3. FaFTexas

      Haha I am just kiddin, I don’t have a green dick but raider rash is for real. They told us at our orientation, but it is mainly the local girls that have it. They said “Don’t dip your pen in the town ink” and that’s the motto I live by to stay rash free.

      14 years ago at 1:45 am
    4. MichelleO is a Hoe

      Haha thats good! I was talking to a KA at Tech and I was always afraid to sleep with him. Terrible I know.

      14 years ago at 1:47 am
    5. FaFTexas

      Well most of the KAs I know are really chill and don’t really sleep around. But if your KA friend is a man slut then I may stay away from him haha

      14 years ago at 1:51 am
    6. MichelleO is a Hoe

      Heyyy my last relationship was with a Sigma Chi. We dated for 2 years. Best guy I know, and his brothers are amazing. Once you go Sigma Chi you never go with another kind.

      14 years ago at 1:55 am
    7. MichelleO is a Hoe

      And FAFTexas, he isint a man whore, And he didn’t have an STD. I just meant at first i was skeptical

      14 years ago at 1:57 am