USF Sends Pitch To Big 12 Boasting Academics, Misspells Word In Second Sentence

The Big 12 has announced that it will sit down and interview 18 schools for admission into their conference. One of those schools happens to be the University of South Florida. The Bulls sit in a nice TV market, are not completely terrible at sports, and bring Big 12 schools into the fertile recruiting ground that is Florida.
USF knows they have a prime opportunity to gain admission, so they were ready to send off their final pitch this morning and did so with confidence. Only problem was that they messed up from the get-go.
Enhance.

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When you’re presenting your pitch to a potential client, investor, or, in this case, new conference, you gotta make a good first impression. Really blow your audience away. USF just shat the bed right from the get go. I wouldn’t be surprised if Big 12 commissioner, Bob Bowlsby, just takes this thing and tosses it in the trash.
This kinda stuff doesn’t happen at SMU. Just saying. We’d up the academics in the conference and add in some recruiting scandals free of charge. Win-win if you ask me..
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In other news, Intern Sidney is no more (deFries annoucement). Bring out the booze and coke, it’ time we celebrate.
10 years ago at 3:02 pmWhere did you see that?
10 years ago at 3:05 pmTwitter, Dorno the molester also validated this claim. It’s a glorious day.
10 years ago at 3:34 pmSo my goat sacrifices have been working. Those 9 horned creatures did not die in vain.
10 years ago at 3:45 pmOr maybe it’s, you know, just time to go back to school.
10 years ago at 4:20 pmTexas State isn’t a school, it’s a daycare for cumdumpsters
10 years ago at 4:22 pmAdios Intern Queef
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBPGW0SRFKw
10 years ago at 6:47 pmNot gonna lie, I’ll miss her solely for the entertainment that comes with reading the comments about her turds that she calls articles…on the one above hers of course because you know, safe space.
10 years ago at 6:47 pmThey’d fit in in the SEC.
10 years ago at 3:04 pmUCF would be a better fit in the SEC. The teams could beat up on a dogshit program without having to add a terrible out-of-conference team. And the school is so bad their most famous alumni is an overweight pussy who eats his protein shits as to never waste protein
10 years ago at 3:07 pmCSU
10 years ago at 9:02 pm