Never trust a man with more than four pockets. TFM.

  1. Stonewall Fratson

    and what about the blazer too? Still the point remains. Cargo shorts suck

    14 years ago at 7:24 pm
    1. fratty murphy

      cargos are nf? no ones questioning that my slacks that cost more than your wardrobe have 5 pockets. Get your facts straight and pfg’s are frat i don’t care where you’re from gdi

      14 years ago at 2:24 am
  2. Brooks Bro

    right pocket- phone
    left pocket- keys
    right back-wallet
    left back- koozie
    frocket- can

    14 years ago at 8:01 pm
    1. frat hard, frat often

      i keep the can in the back left and the koozie on a fresh fratty light.

      14 years ago at 8:56 pm
    2. Darren McFrattin

      this might be one of the only posts on this website that someone cant think of something stupid to say to deny it

      14 years ago at 8:59 pm