Never trust a man with more than four pockets. TFM.

  1. Brole Haan

    What about PFGs? What about PFGs? What about PFGs? How many of you fucks are gonna say something about fucking PFGs? You all sound like a bunch of pledges…

    15 years ago at 8:38 pm
  2. Cuck Fargos

    PFGs are cargos you GDIs. Someone please explain how they do not qualify as cargos. Atleast cargos only have 2 extra pockets. PFGs have like 6.

    15 years ago at 8:46 pm
    1. PerformanceFratGear

      cuck fargos? you must be a GDI because PFG’s are fratty as can be… stay up north Yankee DBAG

      15 years ago at 9:09 pm
    2. UAB Frat star

      PFGs are actually close to the frattiest shorts you can wear second only to 5 inch inseam seersucker shorts. They represent a fratty way of life that you would most likely not understand if you think that PFGs are GDI. Your Fratucation must not have been very extensive.

      15 years ago at 11:27 pm
    3. South

      PFGs are FAF dumbass mid thigh fishing shorts. Yes, there are two extra pockets on the front. But, they’re fucking PFGs for Christ sakes.

      15 years ago at 12:32 am
    4. Cuck Fargos

      So if i write PFG on the side of my cargos then that makes them frat? You are the dumbass

      15 years ago at 10:33 am
  3. Brostan Whaler

    no no no, you all forgot the pockets on the PFG’s while wearing a party shirt with a Frocket and a Brooks Brothers Blazer while wearing one of those fly fishing hats with a little pocket on the side and a perrazi shotgun with shell pockets on the side of the stock all while wearing a North face Bookbag which has like 4 or 5 pockets. so really it should be dont trust a man with like 43 pockets….

    seriously though just get the joke and move on

    15 years ago at 8:46 pm
    1. Brostan Whaler

      its a boat, boston whaler, look it up. I can assure you I live nowhere near boston or the north for that matter

      15 years ago at 11:28 am
  4. BROnald Reagan

    Most of you sound like bumbling idiots arguing in this thread. This TFM, like many others, has the simple message of “Cargo shorts are for GDIs.” No shit…we have covered that.

    15 years ago at 10:57 pm
  5. South

    Men cannot have four pockets. That would be very strange. On the other hand, their shorts/pants can indeed have a certain number of pockets

    15 years ago at 11:04 pm