Not that I really care that much, but I feel like I sort of have a responsibility to do this. I saw @XXDosXXEquisXX say this exact same thing on twitter yesterday. Sorry bud, but originality cannot be granted to where it is not earned. If you really thought of this on your own and this was all a coincidence (which I highly doubt since the “Most Interesting Man” just posted this yesterday) then I apologize. Please prove me wrong.
No. This is fucking stupid. He copied a tweet from someone else and tried to claim it as his own TFM. If he was going to copy a tweet, he could have at least changed it up a little bit… Or waited a week or two.
Hey, Hellen Keller was an almost integral part of American history to people who cared, and I’ll be damned if you try to insult her honor and badmouth the United States of America.
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14 years ago at 3:13 pmYou can always be first in my shower, son.
14 years ago at 4:52 pmYEAH BABY.
14 years ago at 5:41 pmWhats next? learning sign language, jackin off on the toilet, and telling everyone about the blumpkin you gave yourself?
14 years ago at 3:15 pmI lost.
14 years ago at 3:18 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TER0Y7L-RfE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
14 years ago at 5:24 pmDid she try to kiss you with her “mouth” afterwards?
14 years ago at 3:15 pmfuckin this^
14 years ago at 3:20 pmTHIS SHIT ^
14 years ago at 12:16 amI actually thought this was pretty funny.
14 years ago at 3:18 pmI chuckled.
14 years ago at 3:21 pmI actually saw this all over the web over the last week. Ah, the death of originality.
14 years ago at 3:36 pmI gave this an approving head nod
14 years ago at 5:12 pmWell done.
14 years ago at 3:28 pm“I kissed a girl once…but I’m totally counting it as fucking her”
14 years ago at 3:36 pmI licked a guy once..
14 years ago at 5:42 pmHaven’t we all..
14 years ago at 5:44 pm^ this
14 years ago at 3:30 am^^ she’s all white so she’s alright.
14 years ago at 11:21 amDid she stick her finger up your ass to tell you she wanted you to fuck her?
14 years ago at 4:34 pmdeaf slam pieces. TFTC
14 years ago at 3:40 pmDead slam pieces. FaF
14 years ago at 3:41 pm^ fucking this! (not literally)
14 years ago at 3:47 pmNever kill a woman unless she’s a witness.
14 years ago at 3:58 pmShe is**
14 years ago at 3:58 pm^she was
14 years ago at 4:35 pm“No, Cyril, once they’re dead they’re just hookers!”
14 years ago at 6:36 pm^ Archer. Classic.
14 years ago at 7:36 pmFucking this ^
14 years ago at 11:36 pmArcher FAF
14 years ago at 6:14 pmNot that I really care that much, but I feel like I sort of have a responsibility to do this. I saw @XXDosXXEquisXX say this exact same thing on twitter yesterday. Sorry bud, but originality cannot be granted to where it is not earned. If you really thought of this on your own and this was all a coincidence (which I highly doubt since the “Most Interesting Man” just posted this yesterday) then I apologize. Please prove me wrong.
14 years ago at 3:42 pmShut your fucking face.
14 years ago at 3:15 amNo. This is fucking stupid. He copied a tweet from someone else and tried to claim it as his own TFM. If he was going to copy a tweet, he could have at least changed it up a little bit… Or waited a week or two.
14 years ago at 9:48 amEither way, Handjobs are NF.
14 years ago at 3:44 pmShut the fuck up. Dry handjobs. FAF. Single fingering. TSM.
14 years ago at 3:56 pmDouble Fingering. FaF
14 years ago at 7:39 pmGiving zero fucks about her pleasure. TFM.
14 years ago at 7:57 pmOrgasms are like opinions, only mine matters.
14 years ago at 8:06 pmOrgasms are like opinions. I’m in your face with them.
14 years ago at 4:10 pm^you deserve an award for that one. Hahaha
14 years ago at 7:54 pmFucking deaf girls. TFM. Fucking blind girls. FaF. Fucking deaf, dumb, and blind girls. TFTC.
14 years ago at 3:50 pmFuck itttt
14 years ago at 3:59 pm^^ TotalHelenKeller’sHusbandMove
14 years ago at 4:17 pmHow do you make Helen Keller go insane? Throw a penny in a circular room and tell her it’s in the corner.
14 years ago at 4:22 pmHey, Hellen Keller was an almost integral part of American history to people who cared, and I’ll be damned if you try to insult her honor and badmouth the United States of America.
14 years ago at 4:24 pmWhy did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff?
You’d jump too if your name was NNNNNUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH.
14 years ago at 4:25 pm^This fucking guy
14 years ago at 4:29 pmYou missed it
14 years ago at 11:17 pmWhat did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
She screamed her hands off.
14 years ago at 4:35 pmHow do you make Helen Keller fall on the ground? Move the furniture.
14 years ago at 4:41 pmHow did Helen Keller’s parents punish her as a kid? Left the plunger in the toilet.
14 years ago at 4:45 pmHow would Helen Keller’s parents discipline her?
Make her read a basketball.
14 years ago at 5:00 pmHow did Helen Keller fuck her hand up? She tried reading the white lines on the road.
14 years ago at 5:09 pmWhy couldn’t anyone hear Hellen Keller scream when she fell down the well? She was wearing gloves.
14 years ago at 5:26 pmMittens*
14 years ago at 11:36 pmWhy couldn’t Helen Keller drive? She was a woman.
14 years ago at 7:30 pmHow do you make Hellen Keller keep a secret?
Break her fingers.
14 years ago at 7:45 pmDid you know Helen Keller had a purple doll house in her back yard? Neither did she.
14 years ago at 9:07 pmWhy can Helen Keller only masturbate with 1 hand? She has to moan with the other.
14 years ago at 8:54 amIf she knew how to make a sandwich she would have been the perfect slam
14 years ago at 11:12 amHow did Helen Keller meet her husband?
14 years ago at 11:20 amOn a blind date.