The Mariners are fucking terrible. Only team in baseball (besides the Expos/Nats) that have never played in a World Series in their entire franchise history.
TKE fuckstick, didn’t you just brag about your “game-winning catch??” I’m glad you won the town little league championship. Did your opponents get participation ribbons too? Go suck a dick.
Well he is referring to baseball, which is America’s pasttime. America is FaF. So the favorite activity of this country is FaF also. When one watches baseball the correct way, he drinks beer and lots of it. Drinking beer is also FaF. The origins of our beloved game are not known. Some have theories, but no one actually knows. Sound familiar? Maybe like this rituals of fraternities? Fraternities, secrets, rituals… You guessed it: FaF. So pitchers and catchers reporting to spring training next week signals the beginning to a season full of FaFness. What this future action represents is something that your fraternity should get excited for. That, William, is why this is a TFM.
So are you the pitcher or catcher?
13 years ago at 5:19 pmDamnit, I was going to ask that. Continue to frat in that case, sir.
13 years ago at 5:39 pmSurprised this wasn’t submitted by Fratdusky
13 years ago at 10:39 amNo, mine would be called the Wide Receiver report.
13 years ago at 10:42 amTechnically, Mariners pitchers and catchers already reported, so…there’s that.
13 years ago at 5:27 pmBoom. Lawyered.
13 years ago at 5:34 pmNo one cares about the Mariners though. Even the owner
13 years ago at 12:33 amThe Mariners are fucking terrible. Only team in baseball (besides the Expos/Nats) that have never played in a World Series in their entire franchise history.
13 years ago at 1:30 amThen maybe its a good thing they reported to camp early.
13 years ago at 8:17 am^^ true but they hold the record for most wins in a season. ’01 I believe
13 years ago at 10:43 amBitches report to the Pike House daily.
13 years ago at 5:43 pmBut, we’re talking about pitchers and catchers…not bitches.
13 years ago at 6:30 pm^pitchers and catchers also report to the Pike House daily, although the catchers actually live there already
13 years ago at 8:24 pmTKE beat PIKE in the championship last year, and I had the game-winning catch. So quit giving them so much credit.
13 years ago at 8:26 pmso they blackballed you and you pledged again?
13 years ago at 10:25 pmThe username alone could be a tfm.
13 years ago at 7:03 pmAmerica’s pastime, FaF.
13 years ago at 8:50 pmBoring game that sucks to watch. NF.
13 years ago at 9:38 pm^you’re a communist.
13 years ago at 10:11 pm^^ Please go to the showers with Sandusky and think about your actions.
13 years ago at 12:09 amTKE fuckstick, didn’t you just brag about your “game-winning catch??” I’m glad you won the town little league championship. Did your opponents get participation ribbons too? Go suck a dick.
13 years ago at 11:51 amhow is this a TFM?
13 years ago at 11:49 pmWell he is referring to baseball, which is America’s pasttime. America is FaF. So the favorite activity of this country is FaF also. When one watches baseball the correct way, he drinks beer and lots of it. Drinking beer is also FaF. The origins of our beloved game are not known. Some have theories, but no one actually knows. Sound familiar? Maybe like this rituals of fraternities? Fraternities, secrets, rituals… You guessed it: FaF. So pitchers and catchers reporting to spring training next week signals the beginning to a season full of FaFness. What this future action represents is something that your fraternity should get excited for. That, William, is why this is a TFM.
13 years ago at 12:13 am^ nicely put
13 years ago at 9:23 am^^ well, when you put it that way
13 years ago at 4:09 pm