When adding an extra ice cube to your whiskey doubles your daily water intake. TFM. Swagkray13 years ago
GoldandBlue http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1108&bih=583&tbm=isch&tbnid=mG6HnnD60HO-eM:&imgrefurl=http://pokato.net/&docid=ERzdaz486OgboM&imgurl=http://static.pokato.net/2012-01-09-17-27-421271227972.jpg&w=500&h=500&ei=FhUNT-DOCYmHsAKdraHZBQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=349&sig=108231816842602021149&page=1&tbnh=133&tbnw=133&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=58&ty=57 13 years ago at 10:42 pm
governorcheese Marky Mark and the funky bunch (Makers, Jameson, Jack) and coke. FAF 13 years ago at 8:38 pm
CrimsonTKE Hate all you try-hards want, nothing gets a girl undressed faster than a good appletini. They actually taste better than cheapass piss beer too. 13 years ago at 9:24 pm
BroJo1856 I’d rather shotgun a fucking Milwaukee’s Best that has been sitting in fucking kiddy pool for 3 weeks in the baking sun after homecoming, then stoop so low, as to drink a fucking apple-Goddamn-tini. Kweer. 13 years ago at 9:30 am
Southern Improper You guys feel that wind passing through your hair? You know what that is. 13 years ago at 10:06 am
Jimbofrat Appletini’s are pretty homo but i’d definitely rather drink one than do that^^^ 13 years ago at 11:40 am
Butt Pee
13 years ago at 8:17 pmThank the lord.
13 years ago at 8:18 pmFuck you commodore, Atlantic City is mine
13 years ago at 8:27 pmWell done, Nucky.
13 years ago at 8:28 pmhttp://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1108&bih=583&tbm=isch&tbnid=mG6HnnD60HO-eM:&imgrefurl=http://pokato.net/&docid=ERzdaz486OgboM&imgurl=http://static.pokato.net/2012-01-09-17-27-421271227972.jpg&w=500&h=500&ei=FhUNT-DOCYmHsAKdraHZBQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=349&sig=108231816842602021149&page=1&tbnh=133&tbnw=133&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=58&ty=57
13 years ago at 10:42 pmDorn is a troll.
13 years ago at 2:54 amI don’t drink water. Fish fuck in it.
13 years ago at 8:21 pmThis^
13 years ago at 8:55 pmThey also shit in it. Even worse
13 years ago at 10:43 pmwhy are you ruining the whisky with water?
13 years ago at 8:25 pmWater and whiskey on the rocks. TFM
13 years ago at 8:26 pmChildren on the cock.
13 years ago at 8:30 pm#Sandusky
^rapist
13 years ago at 8:31 pm^^ Innovator
13 years ago at 11:26 amWater? Like what’s in the toilet bowls?
13 years ago at 8:36 pmNo, like what 50-80% of BudIce is.
13 years ago at 8:38 pm^
13 years ago at 9:21 pmBrawndo the Thirst Mutilator. TFTC
13 years ago at 11:29 pmI aint never seen no plants grow outta no toilet before
13 years ago at 12:02 pmBrawndo, it’s got what plants crave.
13 years ago at 2:48 pmKidney failure. TFTC?
13 years ago at 8:38 pm^this
13 years ago at 7:23 amMarky Mark and the funky bunch (Makers, Jameson, Jack) and coke. FAF
13 years ago at 8:38 pm^ TFM Contributor of the Year
13 years ago at 11:07 pm^^valid point
13 years ago at 11:47 pm^^^Frat on sir
13 years ago at 12:49 am^^^^ This fucking guy. Well done.
13 years ago at 9:22 amwater NF
13 years ago at 8:56 pmAppletini’s are pretty delicious. And they get me so tipsy!
13 years ago at 9:02 pmBarneyStinson is a TKE?
13 years ago at 9:15 pmHate all you try-hards want, nothing gets a girl undressed faster than a good appletini. They actually taste better than cheapass piss beer too.
13 years ago at 9:24 pmHell no I’m not a God awful TKE…
13 years ago at 10:40 pmPutting roofies in appletinis, TtkeM.
13 years ago at 1:15 amI’d rather shotgun a fucking Milwaukee’s Best that has been sitting in fucking kiddy pool for 3 weeks in the baking sun after homecoming, then stoop so low, as to drink a fucking apple-Goddamn-tini. Kweer.
13 years ago at 9:30 amYou guys feel that wind passing through your hair? You know what that is.
13 years ago at 10:06 amNo I don’t. Tell me more.
13 years ago at 10:41 amAppletini’s are pretty homo but i’d definitely rather drink one than do that^^^
13 years ago at 11:40 amYou sir are FaF!
13 years ago at 9:23 pm