Mowing the neighbors lawn for $25 as a kid. NF. Polishing the dock-neighbor's boat for $250. TFM.

    1. Brolonzo Jackson

      ^^Second that conFRATerate. My dad may own his own company, which I will eventually take over, but you can bet your ass I was up at 6:00am with him on the weekends working for him starting in 6th grade.

      13 years ago at 12:13 pm
    2. othersideofthebar

      If your parents didn’t make you work as a kid you’re going to fail at life because you’re fucking spoiled.

      13 years ago at 3:32 pm
  1. brocephus1865

    The second portion doesn’t end with “as a kid”, so does that mean polishing boats is your current job?

    13 years ago at 11:24 am
    1. Bausch85

      “Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away a long time. They didn’t go up there and tell you. I don’t shine shoes anymore”

      13 years ago at 1:10 pm
    1. unreformed_asshole

      Hilarious.

      Mowing a lawn and polishing someone’s boat are one in the same — two things we pay Mexicans to handle.

      13 years ago at 3:22 pm