Vacay Tay Is An Absolute Sexpot

With a combined net worth of around 400 milly, Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris rented this island out, right? No reason not to. You can’t be jet skiing and trampolining and taking seductive beach pics around commoners when you have all that money and put out all those bangers. It’s just Tay, Calvin, a photographer, and sugary white sand and crystal blue water.

And holy shit where did that ass come from? Vacay Tay is a complete sexpot.

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on

Be mindful of the frame she’s working with when thinking about her butt. That butt on a curvaceous 5’2″ Latina is nothing to write home about. But Swift is tall, lanky, white, and awkward. Considering the stacked deck she’s playing against, this ass is IMPRESSIVE. Just a total bombshell and a killer overall package.

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on

A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on

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A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

OMG she’s so fun, too.

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

  1. BREAUXFRATTER

    You know you’re next level living when you bring a photographer on your vacation with you.

    8 years ago at 4:19 pm
    1. Larry_Sellers

      He’s moved on to a better place, like so many great TFM accounts of the good ol’ days.

      8 years ago at 6:27 pm