^too much variance. You should figure out how many pairs to own by taking how many beers you can drink before blackout, divide it by your average number of slams per week, and add double the number of years you’ve been in college.
This is a cyclical problem founding fathers. You cannot wear plain khaki shorts, thus you will never achieve the weekly slams thus you will never wear shorts… Bitches fucking love khaki shorts.
upset the established order founding fratter, you got to acquire some khakis, then these khaki lovin bitches will think you have some experience because of the fact that you have the said khakis on. Then since “bitches fucking love khaki shorts”: you will get the bitches that were elusive to you prior. Then you can start filling your closet that used to be used for overalls, with khaki shorts.
but you aren’t allowed to have khaki’s until you have an average amount of slams per week exceeding zero, so how do you get there without them?
tri delta?
Cargo shorts TFM.
14 years ago at 4:53 pmif you’re going to troll at least be good
14 years ago at 5:00 pmOf course I’m a fucking troll. All these TFMs blow. When there’s a good one, let me know and I’ll complement it’s fratasticness.
14 years ago at 11:51 pmI don’t understand how anyone can have such a miserable life that they create an account, just to criticize. Kill yourself you GDI fuck.
14 years ago at 12:35 amHaving an absurd amount of cargo jean shorts. TFTC
14 years ago at 5:58 pmBedazzled FAF
14 years ago at 6:00 pm^ come on man, my cargo jean shorts with a bedazzled bald eagles on the front really gets the prostitutes ready and willing
14 years ago at 6:12 pmHow many khaki shorts exactly is “an absurd amount”?
14 years ago at 6:55 pmgreater than or equal to 26.4
14 years ago at 7:26 pmat least as many as slams you’ve brought to pound town.
14 years ago at 7:41 pm^too much variance. You should figure out how many pairs to own by taking how many beers you can drink before blackout, divide it by your average number of slams per week, and add double the number of years you’ve been in college.
14 years ago at 9:23 pm^That sucks for me. Can’t divide by 0…
14 years ago at 10:56 pmThis is a cyclical problem founding fathers. You cannot wear plain khaki shorts, thus you will never achieve the weekly slams thus you will never wear shorts… Bitches fucking love khaki shorts.
14 years ago at 12:24 amupset the established order founding fratter, you got to acquire some khakis, then these khaki lovin bitches will think you have some experience because of the fact that you have the said khakis on. Then since “bitches fucking love khaki shorts”: you will get the bitches that were elusive to you prior. Then you can start filling your closet that used to be used for overalls, with khaki shorts.
Drunken Rants. TFM.
14 years ago at 12:46 ambut you aren’t allowed to have khaki’s until you have an average amount of slams per week exceeding zero, so how do you get there without them?
14 years ago at 1:38 amtri delta?
Fucking flounder. TFTC
14 years ago at 3:03 amWe gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.
14 years ago at 5:36 amCoop and Remer. NF. Ted Denslow. TFM.
14 years ago at 6:54 amFirst you get the khakis, then you get the power, then…
14 years ago at 3:34 pmHe has gallons of khaki shorts
14 years ago at 2:12 pmWhere’s the Ed Hardy?
14 years ago at 9:25 pm