Phoned in sick to the internship because I have a cold...........case of beer in my fridge. TFM.

    1. shooter

      South Park clips for all occasions. It’s comfortable and fits well, like your favorite tuxedo thong. (Just me?)

      14 years ago at 2:22 pm
  1. FratTires1855

    I phoned into work today to tell them that i had a bad case of anal glaucoma, because i couldnt see my ass coming into work today. TFTC

    14 years ago at 2:23 pm
  2. Bropenhagen

    Did you by chance put that case of beer on your keyboard for a moment? …………………

    14 years ago at 3:24 pm
  3. XxRushPIKE69xX

    Phoned in sick to work this morning because the electricity was cut at my house, so I couldn’t charge my prius. Couldn’t bum a ride because my co-workers drive cars that are even more eco-efficient than mine. Talk about a case of the Mondays.

    14 years ago at 3:50 pm
    1. The Piker

      This is an awful troll Rush Pike. You don’t plug in a Prius, its a hybrid, unless you have the 2012, in which case, you would have more money than you claim. Consistency is the mark of a good troll! Come on, man.

      14 years ago at 3:57 pm
    2. IFWT

      No man. Shit no, man. I believe you can get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

      14 years ago at 4:06 pm
    3. XxRushPIKE69xX

      Not sure if you’ve noticed champ but I’ve made headlines before you created an account with the same not. Trolls these days…

      14 years ago at 11:12 am
    4. XxRushPIKE69xX

      That’s how long you’ve been my duplicate for? Retire the act champ you’re obviously not a true Pike, just another one of those trolls looking to thrive on here and aggravate the rest of our authentically Greek cyber-community, depicting Pikes by false attributes…like we frat hard or something.

      14 years ago at 11:39 am
  4. Fratman and Robin

    I was going to hate but I would have stabbed an engineer for a beer today. Carry on.

    14 years ago at 4:32 pm
    1. RageyAnthony

      ^Killing your 2 year old daughter, NF.
      Getting away with said murder despite all the evidence, TFTC.

      14 years ago at 4:52 pm