Blaming Jack Daniels for your broken foot, then using it as pain medication. TFM.

  1. Old Milwaukee

    Shut the fuck up Louie you piece of shit. How about you shove those stupid ass looking crutches up your asshole while you masturbate to brokeback mountain you fucking cunt

    12 years ago at 9:54 pm
    1. TheCommodore

      ^^The only reason it’s “not” a bourbon is because the company says so, by its ingredients and the process by which its made, it is a bourbon.

      12 years ago at 11:08 am
    2. Frat Me Maybe

      Yo, GeorgiaNole. When you call someone out for being wrong, you should probably be right. Nice try, try hard. Go fist your grandmother. And I repeat, Jack Daniels is a shitty bourbon. Give me Bulleit, Makers, Buffalo Trace, or especially Blantons, any day over JD.

      12 years ago at 3:32 pm
    3. GeorgiaNole

      Frat me maybe, I am right. By law Bourbon cannot be filtered in any sense after distillation. Jack Daniles and George Dickel are both charcoal filtered post distillation. They are both considered Tennessee Sippin whiskeys. Ask anyone from either distillery if they are bourbon and they’ll tell you hell no. I’ve been to both. Soooo if you want to call me out, you’ll be wrong and you can suck a cock.

      12 years ago at 3:55 pm
    4. Douglas MacArthur

      Filtration isn’t flavoring because it’s a subtractive, not additive, process and nothing happens in the charcoal vats that doesn’t happen in the barrel except for one thing. The regulations say white oak for the barrels and the filtering charcoal is maple, not white oak. It would have to be tested whether this affects the flavor, so it’s still up for debate.

      12 years ago at 4:08 pm
    5. GeorgiaNole

      This is no longer a debate. Bourbon law states that there can be no filtration after distillation. Get over it guys. Jack is NOT BOURBON and it isn’t up for debate. Do some research before posting your dumb ass opinions.

      12 years ago at 2:26 pm
    6. Tommy Gufano

      ^ I enjoy when you comment, you usually make me laugh or at the very least smirk

      12 years ago at 5:41 pm
  2. TotalRatMoveSuperPAC

    Skimming campaign donations to pay for your nose job. TotalTotalRatMoveSuperPACMove n

    12 years ago at 2:38 am
  3. Fratistocrat

    Using Jack Daniel’s to disinfect, anesthetize, and steady hand while stitching. TMakeshiftDoctorM.

    12 years ago at 4:02 am