Blaming Jack Daniels for your broken foot, then using it as pain medication. TFM.

  1. GeorgiaNole

    This post is even better if you know the story of how Jack Daniel died. He got frustrated and kicked a safe in his office. Said foot wound got infected and he died over a year later.

    12 years ago at 7:26 am
  2. FAFrican American

    Active status beeeotch. Yall racist mothafuckers can suck my big black pussy wrecker. I say hi to the haters.

    12 years ago at 9:02 am
    1. FAFrican American

      Yall liked my comments and voted me here. Yall ranked me this so kiss my hairy black ass.

      12 years ago at 6:16 pm
    1. King YOLOmon

      You won’t slipping in the bitches’ wetness if you drink whiskey. Get some shit that bitches throw down and then your party will be tight.

      12 years ago at 6:50 pm
    2. Futureman

      Yeah, I’m happy with the genitalia I currently have. Enjoy your vodka tonic, queer.

      12 years ago at 7:07 pm
    1. Sleazy Asshole

      I was going to say fuck you, but then I saw who was saying it and suddenly understood.

      12 years ago at 3:08 pm