Yeah, this should go over really well with the ladies. Of course, who am I kidding, you’re probably from some shitty 4th tier house that has to beg common street trash to attend your “parties”. Said trash will undoubtedly respond to your creepass pledges’ advances with some sort of fucked up Stockholm Syndrome thing, which is nice for your pledges but bad for the reputation of Greek life at large.
Assault would be telling the girls they are going to be aggressively patted down and making them imminently apprehensive of such contact. However, the patdown itself would be offensive contact, which is battery.
good shit cornelius
14 years ago at 7:28 amThat’s not creepy….
14 years ago at 7:43 amYeah, this should go over really well with the ladies. Of course, who am I kidding, you’re probably from some shitty 4th tier house that has to beg common street trash to attend your “parties”. Said trash will undoubtedly respond to your creepass pledges’ advances with some sort of fucked up Stockholm Syndrome thing, which is nice for your pledges but bad for the reputation of Greek life at large.
14 years ago at 8:00 amwell said
14 years ago at 5:12 pmIf CV is an heir of THE Cornelius Vanderbilt, (which is unlikely) then that makes him frat beyond frat.
14 years ago at 5:30 pmhi hater
14 years ago at 6:02 pmI agree with Fraternity Man. Groping girls…. NF at all. Get this shit of the site.
14 years ago at 8:10 pmNot a funny joke and REALLY late too.
14 years ago at 8:47 amlike my slampiece’s period.
14 years ago at 2:41 amShit that’s every pledges fantasy.
14 years ago at 9:59 amNF
14 years ago at 2:56 pmI laughed
14 years ago at 3:03 pmThat’s assault, brother
14 years ago at 3:31 pmAssault would be telling the girls they are going to be aggressively patted down and making them imminently apprehensive of such contact. However, the patdown itself would be offensive contact, which is battery.
14 years ago at 9:08 pmactually…: He’s quoting a movie dumbass.
14 years ago at 2:44 amFunny, but obviously not realistic. Not to mention, no pledge should get that kind of privilege.
14 years ago at 5:22 pmSexual Harassment. NF
14 years ago at 7:20 pm