Asking the gate security guard to rate the visiting slam before he allows her into your parents' neighborhood. TFM.

  1. Douglas MacArthur

    Asking the gate security guard in your parents’ neighborhood to rape the visiting slam so you don’t have to bang a virgin. It’s a RTFaFTCM

    12 years ago at 12:54 pm
    1. Tommy Gufano

      ^ Making him feel worse because he can’t pull that caliber of woman. Just another way to assert your dominance. TFM.

      12 years ago at 1:24 pm
  2. OurHero

    So what did he say? was she super cuuuuuute?
    so many questions left unanswered, jesus man fill us in!!!

    12 years ago at 3:39 pm
  3. sigma_chi_1855

    I rate this post a fucking 0, but in the category of ball licking I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category.

    12 years ago at 6:21 am