Vanderbilt’s New “Dark Knight” And “Star Wars”-Inspired Football Gear Looks Mean As Fuck

After racking up an impressive 18 wins during their 2012-13 seasons, Vandy shat the bed the past two years under Head Coach Derek Mason. To boost the team’s morale, Mason did what any mother whose daughter didn’t get asked to prom would do — makeover, bitchesss!

“I don’t care if you weren’t asked. You march upstairs, put on that jersey, and go to the bowl game anyway!”

In all seriousness though, the new threads do look pretty rad. Mason also unveiled a new “Storm Trooper” white design:

The Commodores will wear the uniforms on September 1 when they defend Vanderbilt Stadium from the Gamecocks. As a Carolina kid, I hope they wear the white. I wanna see them bleed.

h/t Campus Rush

Image via YouTube

  1. Fraddington_bear

    Isn’t going to keep them from getting their shit pushed in on Saturdays.

    8 years ago at 1:09 pm
    1. Sand_Hill_Alum

      You’re giving way too much credit to UK there. Vandy will still be able to beat that dumpster fire of a football program

      8 years ago at 3:08 pm
    2. MollieStevenson

      Here Before I saw the check which was of $8733 , I didn’t believe that…my… mother in law woz like realey bringing in money part time at their laptop.. there great aunt haz done this 4 only 22 months and resently paid for the morgage on there condo and got a great new Mercedes-Benz S-class…
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      8 years ago at 3:37 pm
  2. J.W. Dundee

    With badass uniforms and a 3rd grade reading level, those guys should really be ready to hit the job market after graduation

    8 years ago at 1:45 pm
    1. VandyConservative

      Reading level won’t matter quite as much with Vanderbilt on the resume. Hell of a lot better option than almost any other program for guys who won’t make the league

      8 years ago at 1:47 pm
    2. NeverGonnaFratuate

      You realize that Vanderbilt is one of the best schools in the country right?

      8 years ago at 1:48 pm
    3. VandyConservative

      I don’t know how I forgot to add this, but Vandy sent 3 former football players (including a starting QB) to Vandy med school from the Class of ’15. Your argument is invalid and also fuck yourself

      8 years ago at 5:29 pm
  3. RichUnclePennybags

    I hate that a man in his mid 40’s-50’s is using terms like “shoe game poppin” or “unis are (fire emoji).”

    8 years ago at 2:54 pm