Video: Asshole Pulls Gun During Fight On South Padre Island — Hey Cops, Where’s His Warrant?

Alex Buscemi10 years ago

Fights on spring break are going to happen. The titties are out, the juices are flowing. Dudes are gonna butt heads — especially if those titties want nothing to do with them.

So square up. Fight. Roll around drunkenly on the ground for a minute till your boys or the cops break it up. But don’t pull a gun. That’s some pussy shit. Why would you even bring a gun in the first place? There hasn’t been a reason to bring a gun to the beach since the ’40s.

I find it interesting that the cops were all over the video we posted of the spring breaker who chucked a football at a cop car, but haven’t done a thing about this. They even identified him and put out a warrant for his arrest! (Btw, Kameron, we’re still waiting to hear from you about covering that bail).

Why isn’t there a similar treatment for a real crime? Texas allows open carry, but only if it is in a holster under their arm or on their hip. I highly doubt a basketball short waistband counts.

If the cops don’t track down this fucker who illegally brought a gun to the beach — whose face is just as visible as our beachside quarterback’s — then that settles it. They don’t give a fuck about our safety. All they care about is filling their quotas with easy arrests of harmless college spring breakers who they know will pay up big. Do something about this man, South Padre PD. Otherwise, that gun will go off next time, and your beaches will soon be as empty as PCB.

As for our badass gunman… I hope you Plaxico Burress yourself, but higher up, so you will never be able to spawn a similar pile of human garbage. Pathetic cunt..

h/t COED