VIDEO: Alabama Man Poses As Delivery Guy, Steals Cases Of Beer

If you’re hosting a family cookout or a small gathering for you and 700 of your closest friends, you might want to invite this next guy. I hear he’s got a lot of beer to bring to the table.
Police are looking for an Alabama man who allegedly dresses up as a delivery driver, goes into stores and wheels out cases upon cases of beer.
From AL.com:
Darrius Williams, 22, is described as being black, 5-foot 10 inches tall and weighing about 200 pounds, according to Central Alabama Crime Stoppers. He is wanted on four counts of theft of property.
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While wearing a delivery driver uniform, Williams enters stores with a cart and stacks it with cases of beer and soda, according to Crime Stoppers. Instead of restocking the shelves, though, he loads up his vehicle and leaves.Several store managers in the Prattville area have reported falling victim to Williams.
And here’s the video evidence:
This man is the GOAT. I especially like how often he looks back as if to say “Really? No one is gonna stop me? I’m seriously going to get away with this?”
I mean, that’s twenty 24-packs of beer just right there. Can you imagine what he’s storing if he’s done this several times? This is what rappers mean when they’re talking about stacks on stacks on stacks.
It’s such a simple crime to pull off, really. All you need is a collared shirt that says Bud Light or some shit, a nice pair of slacks, and that’s about it. From the sounds of it, this guy doesn’t even own a convincing delivery truck. Sounds like he just rolls up in his beat up Honda Accord (I assume), loads up the beer and rolls out. To be fair, though, I hear Honda Accords have some sick towing capabilities.
I respect the lengths this man will go to for beer. He’s an inspiration to us all..
[via AL.com]
Image via YouTube/AL.com
Shit, they’re getting smarter.
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10 years ago at 5:00 pmBy them he mean criminals (Blacks)
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