VIDEO: Brewers Fan Licks Another Person’s Puke For $100

The crowd dispersed after one lady at a Brewers game painted the bleachers in digested hot dogs and Cracker Jacks. But as they ran out, one man ran in. Fueled by the promise of $100, the beanie-wearing hero went where everyone begged him not to.

He bent over and lapped up that mess like a cat does with a saucer of milk.

Mother. Of. God.

What would you do for $100? Would you lick some lady’s stomach sludge off of a stadium bench? I don’t have a crisp Benny staring me in the face, but I like to think I’d draw the line well before that. Dude took it like a champ too. No hesitation. Barely a gag at the end. This wasn’t about the money. This was about sending a message to his boys that he’s the sickest motherfucker in the group. I don’t know how to feel about it. Should I be appalled? Impressed? I know I shouldn’t be, but part of me admires this man’s commitment to utter reprehensibility.

h/t Uproxx

  1. Frabst

    I bet it’d cost at least double to get him to lick averagepiece’s axe wound.

    8 years ago at 3:11 pm
      1. Frabst

        Kid, life isn’t all about women shitting in and around your face and chest. Sometimes it’s about learning how to jack off again after catching your tip in your zipper.

        8 years ago at 3:28 pm
  2. kokaynedawkins

    essentially had to do the same thing during pledging, so why not get paid for it

    8 years ago at 3:12 pm
    1. SomethingSomethingDangerZone

      No way dude. Radical. Tell us more about your insane pledging experience you animal fratstar.

      8 years ago at 3:57 pm
      1. Fratass84

        Well he said 69 because it’s a sex position you and your gay friend take part in.. But now the jokes not funny because I’ve had to explain it

        8 years ago at 10:58 pm
  3. GeebsNotGeeds

    At this stage in the year I would lap up period blood and write a properly formatted essay on the consistency and flavor for $100.

    8 years ago at 3:25 pm