Video Captures U.S. Airstrike Drilling ISIS Cash House, Making It Rain Millions

The United States hit ISIS with a money shot. On January 11, we dropped a 2,000 pound bomb on an ISIS structure housing an estimated millions of dollars. The explosion sent clouds of burning, fluttering cash into the air, which was captured in a glorious video.

God that shit makes me hard.

The Department of Defense touts the strike as a significant one. They add that this isn’t the first time we’ve dropped our payload on an ISIS cash pile. The more we do, the harder it will be for the terrorist group to recruit new fighters and pay existing ones.

From CNN:

Officials did not say exactly how much money was there or in what currency, but it was described as “millions.”

“It was a good strike. And we estimate that it served to deprive ISIL of millions of dollars,” said Gen. Lloyd Austin, head of the U.S. Central Command, using another name for ISIS. “And combined with all of the other strikes that we’ve done on ISIL’s gas and oil production and distribution capabilities and strikes against his economic infrastructure and the various sources of revenue, you can bet that (it) is feeling the strain on his checkbook.”

It was an especially heavy loss for ISIS Fighter Aba Allababa, who will now be unable to afford a wedding collar for his beloved wife. She had this to say about the unfortunate turns of events:

“Baaaaahhhh.”

[via CNN]

Image via YouTube

    1. CreightonFratStar

      This will be an interesting account. My money is on you screwing it up sooner than later. Prove me wrong.

      10 years ago at 6:32 pm
  1. papabear12

    Using the term ISIS acknowledges their self-proclaimed government as a legitimate body. Using the term ISIL more accurately acknowledges them as the ignorant, rapacious, murderous, prejudice, oxygen-stealing, carbon-wasting, limp-dicked lot of goat-fuckers that they truly are.

    10 years ago at 6:44 pm
    1. ChristianPKP

      That’s why NATO intelligence officers refer to them as ‘DAESH’ which is an acronym for their Arabic name. My good friend is a Jordanian Intel Officer training w US Soldiers and he loves calling them DAESH, bc it PISSES OFF those pussy pieces of shit hiding behind scarves and drugs assclowns. He may be Jordanian and 32 but he’d score a bid.

      10 years ago at 8:58 pm
  2. pjjp

    If this doesn’t make you shed tears of joy then you’re unpatriotic…or liberal. Same thing.

    10 years ago at 11:30 pm