VIDEO: Drunk Americans Sneak Into Russian Hockey Locker Room, Piss In Ice Skate
In a video that appears to be filmed at the World Ice Hockey Championship in Moscow, two drunk and rowdy Americans stumble into a commie locker room. As goofy Russian accordion music plays in the background, one hefty fella flings off his USA jersey and starts jiggling his fat, painted stomach to the beat. Then he starts messing with the Russian players’ jerseys before setting an ice skate on the ground, lifting up his FUPA, and urinating into the shoe.
I would say this is a classless move, but this is Russia we’re talking about. Fuck Russia. I hope this dude was loaded on Budweiser so the commie who owns that boot was literally skating in a pool of America. I also hope these drunken American heroes already caught a flight back to the states. If not, they may be facing 25 years hard labor..
h/t Terez Owens
Holy shit I think that’s Dan in the picture!
8 years ago at 1:17 pmThe piss was perfectly Putin the skates, fuck you Russia
8 years ago at 1:18 pmLenin doubt, whip it out
8 years ago at 2:16 pmMarx my word, they gon be pissed
8 years ago at 2:28 pmI’ll bite you, dont test me I will!
8 years ago at 1:43 pmFuck, I was trying to reply to hazeologist
8 years ago at 1:44 pmHe was my dog mom, I’ll do it.
8 years ago at 5:46 pmGreat moments are born from great opportunity. And that’s what they had here. That’s what they earned here. One piss. If they did this ten times, they might get caught nine. But not this piss. Not this one. Here, we piss with them, and we fuck with them because we can! Everyday, WE are the greatest country in the world. These guys were born to be fuckers as are every one of us. And they were meant to be there. This was their time. Russia’s time is done. It’s over. I’m sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Russians have. Screw ’em. This is our time. Now go out there and take it.
8 years ago at 2:27 pmBudweiser isn’t an American owned company anymore though
8 years ago at 3:37 pmThat’s a large human
8 years ago at 4:19 pmWho says the Cold War is dead
8 years ago at 11:58 am