VIDEO: Hot Blonde And Big Girl In Bikini Face Off In Beach Brawl

Rednecks are a special kind of people. They aren’t the brightest tools in the shed and will fight over anything. Talk shit about NASCAR? You’re about to fight. Talk shit about someone’s cousin, Cletus? You’re about to fight. Get drunk at some beach bar called Florabama during the annual mullet toss? You’re going to fight, as these two ladies did.

My first thoughts after seeing this:

1) The hefty girl in the pink should probably stop wearing bikinis. No offense, but girls don’t find it attractive when a fat guy is letting his rolls hang out for everyone to see. It goes both ways. Find something that fits your body type — maybe a bed sheet.

2) How about the old lady coming out of nowhere at the end to help her fat friend? I’ve said it in the past and I’ll say it again: a fight between two people should stay that way. No need to gang up on someone because your friend is losing. Your friend is losing because your friend is a loser.

3) Definitely would with that blonde chick.

h/t FOX Sports/Outkick The Coverage

  1. Its_Fraturday

    Listening to these rednecks yell ‘shake and bake’ could convince me that Talladega Nights was a true story.

    9 years ago at 11:04 am
  2. Sundown96

    Beached whales are a problem and need to be dealt with Blonde girl was just doing her civic duty

    9 years ago at 11:04 am
    1. TheEmperor

      Sadly, very sadly, that imagine is now burned into my mind. That one second should have earned the entire video a NSFW ….

      9 years ago at 2:23 pm
    2. RisingFratstarOfTX

      Kinda wishing that was an optical illusion from grainy footage. Thanks for ruining my day.

      9 years ago at 2:49 pm
    1. Puddles10

      I wouldn’t mind seeing the rest of Ms. blue bottom/red top hair pull girl. There are signs of potential.

      9 years ago at 1:44 pm
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      I know, personally, seeing your piece wreck someone’s face gets me all hot and bothered.

      9 years ago at 2:51 pm