VIDEO: Hot Blonde And Big Girl In Bikini Face Off In Beach Brawl
9 years ago

Rednecks are a special kind of people. They aren’t the brightest tools in the shed and will fight over anything. Talk shit about NASCAR? You’re about to fight. Talk shit about someone’s cousin, Cletus? You’re about to fight. Get drunk at some beach bar called Florabama during the annual mullet toss? You’re going to fight, as these two ladies did.

My first thoughts after seeing this:

1) The hefty girl in the pink should probably stop wearing bikinis. No offense, but girls don’t find it attractive when a fat guy is letting his rolls hang out for everyone to see. It goes both ways. Find something that fits your body type — maybe a bed sheet.

2) How about the old lady coming out of nowhere at the end to help her fat friend? I’ve said it in the past and I’ll say it again: a fight between two people should stay that way. No need to gang up on someone because your friend is losing. Your friend is losing because your friend is a loser.

3) Definitely would with that blonde chick.

h/t FOX Sports/Outkick The Coverage

  4. Mayor of Weinerville

    Whenever I think about how much I hate minorities, I always have to watch videos like this to keep me in check. We have trash too.

    9 years ago at 12:50 pm
  5. SuperSpy1897

    Was very disappointed how well secure the blonde’s bikini was. Not even a nip slip or anything.

    9 years ago at 3:23 pm
  7. PirateSteveTFM

    Bikini companies really need to have a size cut off and stop making them bigger than a size 6.

    9 years ago at 5:19 pm
  8. That1kid

    First fight I’ve seen in awhile where someone hasn’t yelled “World Star.”

    9 years ago at 8:00 pm
  9. Dusty Rhodes

    Let me tell ya something daddy, never tangle with the big girls in the sand. All that weight gives em more traction daddy, makes em ornery and dangerous.

    9 years ago at 10:36 pm