VIDEO: Idiot Thinks He Can Put Out The Olympic Torch With Fire Extinguisher, Gets Choked Out
Cute stunt, dude. You come at the eternal flame of the Greek gods in a newsboy cap and wifebeater with a basic, run-of-the-mill fire extinguisher and think you’re even going to make a dent in the torch? Not happening, buddy. Forget that there’s probably not one working ULINE in all of Brazil, you’re still missing that shot 100 times out of 100.
If you zoom in and examine closely, you can actually see the flame scoff at this goober’s pathetic attempt at putting it out. Almost feel bad for the guy knowing he’s destined to spend the rest of his short life in a decomposing jail cell before becoming breakfast for an Olympic mascot Jaguar. Almost. He still has it better than the Olympic rowing teams that have to navigate the Zika filled poop water..
The comment section on the ask super soaker ‘article’ was up for approximately 18 seconds. Bring it back.
10 years ago at 1:03 pmI vote we just make this the new comment section
10 years ago at 1:04 pmThat being said: go back to whatever shit third world country you were “gaining enriching life experiences” in, Sloptits.
10 years ago at 1:04 pmDude we’ve been using the comment section of the next article after for months for that. Catch up.
10 years ago at 4:03 pmI hope the amount of dick pics she gets is doubled since she somehow thought it was a smart idea to tell us that she’s now single.
10 years ago at 1:17 pmShe reminds me of the socks I was wearing yesterday: the elasticity is far gone and they both have been filled with shameful amounts of semen.
10 years ago at 1:06 pmI tried to look at both of her eyes at the same time but they were spread so far apart it made me dizzy
10 years ago at 2:42 pmThat’s a good way to tear your retinas.
10 years ago at 2:54 pmI think she gave me permanent vertigo…or hepatitis
10 years ago at 2:59 pmI don’t understand what the fuck happened in this video after the fire extinguisher guy.
10 years ago at 1:22 pm“A good memory will trump a good test grade.” That is the kind of thinking that gets you working at TFM
10 years ago at 1:25 pmBlondes with “millionaire dads who are sports agents” can get away with graduating on a 2.0 GPA
10 years ago at 3:09 pmIntern Smeagol, when people say the phrase “point A to point B” do you feel self conscious about that extremely large and unwelcoming gap between your eyes? We’re all on the edge of our seats.
10 years ago at 1:28 pmSpeaking of being on the edge of your seat, she could get a job using that massive void as a ruler to make sure kids in BMT are sitting on the front six inches of their chair
10 years ago at 1:55 pmOr she could keep blinking and use that as the signals to land a 747 within her massive fucking gap. (The one between her eyes I mean)
10 years ago at 2:34 pmAgain the thumbs up thing is a complete Bush vs Gore joke my god. Nobody has done that for Sheinkopf’s stuff much less 175 in a half hour
10 years ago at 1:29 pmWhat the fuck is with women having pineapples in all their pictures
10 years ago at 1:36 pmIt’s an international sign for women being down with ass play.
10 years ago at 1:37 pmOh…
…fresh.
10 years ago at 2:30 pmIntern did you get knocked up after getting dicked down by some European strange? Is that why you got dumped?
10 years ago at 2:11 pmI’ll believe Hillary’s lies before I believe she legitimately earned 500+ likes.
10 years ago at 2:15 pmIn a mere two hours too.
10 years ago at 3:00 pmIf you look at any shit article on this website – something by Wally, Ask Squidward, TFM podcast, etc. they are 500 likes + the actual number of likes they’ve gotten. See Fail Friday today, which mysteriously only has 31…
10 years ago at 3:50 pmWell I refuse to like a Fail Friday until we get the ones we owe
10 years ago at 4:04 pm*we’re owed.
10 years ago at 4:16 pmAll kidding aside, Grandex has basically created a “safe space” for her. Isn’t that exactly what this community is supposed to oppose?
10 years ago at 2:25 pmPlaying a little devil’s advocate.. they could be concerned with the impression our comments on her post give to the sponsors. Also trying to cover their asses in saying that she didn’t work in a hostile environment.
10 years ago at 5:20 pm