Having them hand rolled by the help. TFM.

    1. pappy van winkle

      The U? Is that a serious comment? The Miami chapter came to our tailgate and all of them were wearing basketball jerseys, gaudy silver necklaces, cargos, and enough hairgel and self tanner to make Pauly D cringe.

      14 years ago at 12:26 am
    2. FratwallJackson

      Pocket is a legend at Virginia Tech. Even the very few sorority girls that haven’t met him know him by his reputation alone… And he’s only a sophomore.

      14 years ago at 6:40 am
    3. Wahoo Fratty

      If this debate is over ACC football, then yes SEC, you have us beat. However, Tech is a shithole. Always has been, always will be.

      14 years ago at 7:32 pm
    4. Frat for Heisman

      I think Wahoo Fratty is just upset he and his limp wristed bros suck ass

      14 years ago at 3:08 pm
  1. Fratalee Holloway

    “Hey bro, take off the koozie so everybody knows we are drinking out of AmeriCANS. TFM?”

    14 years ago at 12:36 am
    1. Nattys and Fattys

      Nice try but you can obviously tell they’re drinking out of “AmeriCANS” even with the koozie on.

      14 years ago at 1:16 am
  2. Fratalee Holloway

    Okay, scholar, then explain to me why it is positioned where is is with the koozie halfway out of the picture.

    14 years ago at 8:29 am
    1. older row

      you can still tell that the other can, still in it’s koozie, is and ameri-can. Just shut up.

      14 years ago at 12:16 pm
  3. JEB Stuart

    Your help rolls your cigars? I doubt your help knows a damn thing about cigars… nice try though.

    14 years ago at 10:10 am
    1. pappy van winkle

      You’d be surprised. The chef that works on my neighbors’ yacht worked on a tobacco farm before coming over on a freedom flight.

      14 years ago at 12:40 am
  4. CallMeFratDaddy

    Only Cubans know anything about cigars, and you’ll never find a Cuban maid… nice try though.

    14 years ago at 2:09 pm
    1. Fratkha HMR

      FACT: Cuba now holds a monopoly on the cigar industry as its people remain the only individuals on earth to possess the knowledge required to make and sell cigars. Countries such as Nicaragua, Honduras, and the Dominican Republic have been working tirelessly for decades trying to unlock the secrets of this mysterious art, but to no avail.

      14 years ago at 3:59 pm
    2. pappy van winkle

      fact: many cuban cigar manufacturers came to Tampa during the early 1900’s (ybor city) and many “premium” cigar manufacturers use Cuban seed grown in the Dominican Republic, Honduras, etc in their cigars. I think Romeo y Julieta is one manufacturer that plants Cuban tobacco seed in the Dominican Republic tobacco farms.

      14 years ago at 12:48 am
    3. Fratkha HMR

      Cuban seed is used because Cuba’s climate and soil combination are perfect for growing tobacco. This is an act of the natural world. But if you’ll read what I said again, you’ll notice that I said nothing about the tobacco in the cigars. I was merely outlining the ridiculousness of the statement “Only Cubans know anything about cigars.” Essentially what you’ve done is prove my point that there are cigars of a good quality outside Cuba’s borders and grown by people from other countries. Cuban tobacco is used yes, but its up to the cigar makers to decide what else goes into their products(blends, wrappers, flavors, etc.), and I’m hoping that you realize that not every cigar maker is the descendent of a Cuban immigrant in Florida.

      14 years ago at 8:35 am
    4. HankRearden

      A lot of the cigar makers in Cuba left after the industry was nationalized and took their cigar names with them. That’s why you’ll see Partagas and other cigars that are made both in Cuba and in other countries.

      14 years ago at 1:20 pm