Vladimir Putin Arrested At A Florida Publix

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Vladimir Putin was arrested on trespassing charges after causing a scene in West Palm Beach last week. Putin apparently did not fully appreciate the Publix experience, “where shopping is a pleasure,” and voiced his displeasure with the southeast supermarket chain — loudly scolding employees and confronting management. After holding his ground and refusing to leave the grocery store like a certain former Ukrainian territory, police moved in to apprehend the shouting aggressor.

What? Not what you expected? That’s as honest a title as there is on the internet. Pretty presumptuous of you to think Vladimir Putin had to be a white dictator’s name. That feeling of disappoint is on you, not me. Be better, guys.

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  1. fratstar570

    If I want to read about crackheads with funny names doing crazy shit in Florida, I’d go to Barstool. .

    8 years ago at 10:42 am
    1. Siblings of Mark Wahlberg

      I’m actually relieved Publix didn’t inadvertently start World War III.

      8 years ago at 10:44 am
    1. SlutsWillbeSluts

      Well since the story took place in a Publix I’d say it is kind of validated here. Could be just me though.

      8 years ago at 5:53 pm
  2. RODDY

    He clearly did not get a publix sub if he did , he would of been sucking publix dick

    8 years ago at 1:08 pm