Spent a hundred dollars on a caddie just so he could follow me around while I get drunk and shoot 96. TFM

    1. Mr. Frat-sident

      indeed. getting asked to leave after about 14 holes is ideal. too bad when the club pro came up to me he realized who i was, he just asked if i had a pledge to drive me home.

      15 years ago at 8:51 am