Waking up to angry texts from girls and congratulatory ones from brothers. TFM.

  1. A Black Guy

    Always be wakin up to child support texts, but my brothers be all like “Ain’t got no time fo dat JayJay!” even though my name is Douglas.

    12 years ago at 10:42 am
    1. Campus Rapist

      Waking up to a festering case of the clap on your dick and balls is more like it.

      12 years ago at 1:21 pm