Wal-Mart Pulls “I’d Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker’s Ass” T-Shirt From Website For Some Reason
Do you like doing cocaine? Do you like hookers? Do you like doing cocaine off hookers? If you answered yes to all three, you can now own a shirt that shows off your tendency to get a little weird on a Tuesday night. In fact, you could have ordered it online at Wal-Mart.
Nothing wrong with that shirt in my book, but apparently Wal-Mart thought it was inappropriate and decided to remove it from their website because they must not be a fan of money. Bao Nguyen who works for Wal-Mart in media relations told Mashable that they were taking the shirt down, and as of right now, it is no longer available for purchase. Nguyen also apologized to anyone who was offended by the shirt.
Really, though. For a company that has made billions of dollars, you would think they like money. Yet here they are pulling a shirt off their website because they don’t think it’s in line with the company’s values. Look, go to a Wal-Mart and look at the people who are there and try and tell me that over 50 percent of those people aren’t avid cocaine off a stripper’s ass snorters.
The good news from all of this? Amazon has no plans to pull it. So if you would rather be snorting cocaine off of a hooker’s ass — and I know you do — you can still buy it at Amazon here..
[via Mashable]
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9 years ago at 10:18 amIt’ll be here Monday.
9 years ago at 10:20 amI’d wear that shirt to my high school reunion to show all my old friends how well my life has turned out.
9 years ago at 10:20 amI chuckled at the name Frocket Power, well done sir
9 years ago at 1:38 pmThey probably pulled it because cocaine is too classy for the Walmart crowd. I would have went with “I’d rather be using a broken lighter and junkie’s farts to light my crack pipe”.
9 years ago at 10:27 amThe people who shop at Walmart can afford neither cocaine nor strippers
9 years ago at 10:28 amIf you can afford cocain and a hooker, why are you shopping at Walmart?
9 years ago at 10:29 amWalmart shoppers seem to be more of the meth and Craigslist prostitute crowd.
9 years ago at 10:58 amCraigslist cousin*
9 years ago at 11:35 amCause you can save a lot of money when you have an EBT card
9 years ago at 1:21 pmI’d rather be snorting cocaine off of Harrison’s ass
9 years ago at 10:30 amYou would?
9 years ago at 10:45 amSounds like half of Walmarts workforce
9 years ago at 10:48 am