Want Your Voice Heard By TFM? Call Our New Hotline Number
As I’m sure you know, “Hotline Bling” is all the rage right now. We can’t get enough of it, or Drake in general. I mean, just check out what Dorn wore to work two weeks ago.
Straight 🔥🔥🔥
Well, we here at TFM, being the hip, forward-thinking people that we are, didn’t want to get left behind in this whole hotline dealio — so we thought we’d get in on the action.
Introducing the TFM Hotline. It’s here, it’s toll-free, and it’s all yours. To make our hotline bling, simply call 800-392-6344 and leave a message for us.
What are we going to do with your messages? The sky’s the limit. TFM’s Best Hotline Messages of the Week? TFM’s Drunkest Hotline Messages of All-Time? TFM’s Most Incriminating Voicemails of the Month? All could very well happen, and you could very well be featured in them.
Steve Holt even wrote you guys a little ditty to celebrate the hotline’s launch.
Late night when you need Steve’s love
Call Steve on his cell phone
Late night when you need Steve’s love
Steve knows when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Steve knows when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since Steve came to the site you
Telling Steve Holt “fuck you” everyday now
Everybody does and Steve feels left out
On every piece of good content that Steve sends out
Cause ever since Steve came to the site you
Started smiling less and bein’ sad more
Steve is just slaving away on Steve’s keyboard
Why does everyone want me out the door?
What a miserable human being.
Well? What are you waiting for? Drop us a line. We want to hear all the voices of all the people.
Except you, Steve..
Y’all done fucked up now
9 years ago at 12:41 pmThis won’t end well
9 years ago at 12:43 pmCan Steve answer while I fuck his mom and make him listen to it?
9 years ago at 12:46 pmSo you want Steve to hear his mother be dissappointed and then three minutes later you crying?
9 years ago at 1:03 pmThat’s a next level roast
9 years ago at 1:07 pmCan’t see how this could possibly go wrong
9 years ago at 12:53 pmWhat’s the audio equivalent of a dick pic?
9 years ago at 12:54 pmHolding the phone near your butt while you take a shit.
9 years ago at 1:03 pmThat’s just unsanitary, kiddo.
9 years ago at 1:07 pmWho raised this monster?
9 years ago at 2:08 pmDescribing it in extreme unnecessary detail
9 years ago at 1:12 pm“A throbbing veiny four inches of pure steel, thunder, and confidence.”
9 years ago at 1:54 pmA list
9 years ago at 4:57 pmThis will without a doubt ruin many futures.
9 years ago at 12:55 pmHow many “SHOW US YOUR TITS” can one voicemail inbox hold?
9 years ago at 1:02 pmSteve Holt speaks in the third person? What a tool. Fuck you Steve.
9 years ago at 1:02 pmI’ll call if Hot Piece does phone sex on the other end. Porn just isn’t doing it for me lately.
9 years ago at 1:06 pmHer voice is so annoying though.
9 years ago at 1:11 pmThat’s actually part of the appeal to me. I’m into hate-fucking annoying girls who have big tits. That’s my fetish. Make it happen, Veronica.
9 years ago at 4:33 pmI know when that Hotline bling!
9 years ago at 1:09 pmI suck, I apologize
9 years ago at 9:34 pm