Want Your Voice Heard By TFM? Call Our New Hotline Number
10 years ago

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As I’m sure you know, “Hotline Bling” is all the rage right now. We can’t get enough of it, or Drake in general. I mean, just check out what Dorn wore to work two weeks ago.

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Well, we here at TFM, being the hip, forward-thinking people that we are, didn’t want to get left behind in this whole hotline dealio — so we thought we’d get in on the action.

Introducing the TFM Hotline. It’s here, it’s toll-free, and it’s all yours. To make our hotline bling, simply call 800-392-6344 and leave a message for us.

What are we going to do with your messages? The sky’s the limit. TFM’s Best Hotline Messages of the Week? TFM’s Drunkest Hotline Messages of All-Time? TFM’s Most Incriminating Voicemails of the Month? All could very well happen, and you could very well be featured in them.

Steve Holt even wrote you guys a little ditty to celebrate the hotline’s launch.

You used to call Steve on his cell phone
Late night when you need Steve’s love
Call Steve on his cell phone
Late night when you need Steve’s love
Steve knows when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Steve knows when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing

Ever since Steve came to the site you
Telling Steve Holt “fuck you” everyday now
Everybody does and Steve feels left out
On every piece of good content that Steve sends out

Cause ever since Steve came to the site you
Started smiling less and bein’ sad more
Steve is just slaving away on Steve’s keyboard
Why does everyone want me out the door?

What a miserable human being.

Well? What are you waiting for? Drop us a line. We want to hear all the voices of all the people.

Except you, Steve.

  4. Hungover Hero

    I have a feeling this is going to end just like the forums. Right as they start getting really good and providing solid entertainment, they’ll be taken away.

    10 years ago at 2:28 pm