When my Econ professor started his lecture with "Life is a marathon, not a sprint," I raised my hand and reminded him that "The people that win the marathon usually get off to a pretty good start." TFM.

    1. HazeWellington

      ^^what an original thought. Thank you for adding your well thought out, clever point to the conversation

      12 years ago at 2:47 pm
    2. I Shot Lil B

      ^ hey now bro, just cause he made a clever and funny comment doesn’t mean you have to be all sarcastic and retarded and shit.

      12 years ago at 3:02 pm
  1. SigmaFratty

    You like reading novels now, intern? This is low even for you. Fire the intern.

    12 years ago at 3:19 pm
    1. James T Fratbury

      You’d think that after so many ‘fire the intern’ comments, they would actually fire the fucking intern…

      12 years ago at 11:30 am
  2. I am drot nunk

    Actually, the people that win marathons are the ones that finish first, duh.

    12 years ago at 3:26 pm
  3. Fract Checker

    This TFM includes:

    1. Speaking up in class thus making class longer, and making people stay there longer.
    2. Using an unfunny joke.
    3. “Hahah your comment in class was so funny today, you should post it on TFM, bro” – Random Tryhard

    This TFM is NOT Frat.

    12 years ago at 7:21 pm