Found these business cards in my 85-year-old grandfather's desk. TFM.

    1. Gabe Ulseks

      Hahaha see what I did? I corrected him even though he was right to make you guys mad!! I’m HILARIOUS!!!

      13 years ago at 11:18 am
    2. Bropenhagen

      Are you fully retarded, or just not quite right? I’d like to know if killing you would be a hate crime before I make my decision.

      13 years ago at 1:00 pm
  1. LSullivanRoss

    I like to pick up hookers in any city on MLK, and promise them $20 AND crack. But, that’s only when driving by sorority houses yelling “You walkin or workin” doesn’t pan out. TFTC.

    13 years ago at 4:51 pm
    1. TKEpledge

      This one is impressive, try a little harder while I go and get someone from Guiness to record this real quick.

      13 years ago at 4:54 pm
    2. Grandview

      ^^Thats fucking hilarious, Im gonna try that out. and we got the same middle name bra.

      13 years ago at 8:30 am
    1. The_ChiIis_Guy

      Did his parents name him Tosh.0 or did he change it for the show? I don’t understand what kind of parents put numbers in their kids name that shud be illeagal.

      13 years ago at 2:08 pm
    2. anon7472974648

      They originally had a different idea for his name, but Rob Dyrdek stole it.

      13 years ago at 2:12 pm
  2. partiesandpearls

    “Spinsters satisfied…extra attention given to neglected married women.” This looks like a male prostitute’s card. So I’m guessing your grandfather was gay? Yeah…that sounds realll fratty.

    13 years ago at 10:04 pm