***Story time***
I was at a fraternity party once and this twat kept “I” fucking me across the room. I began to make sexual motions to a nearby Native American statue. She came over and started talkin to me. Yah, I told her that I had slept with a few dudes and a few girls but finished by saying “who’s counting TFM.” she looked at me cross eyed (later to learn she was actually mentally retarded) We digressed to the couch and began to hump.
***end of story y’all***
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13 years ago at 1:39 pmSecond
13 years ago at 2:00 pmThird
13 years ago at 2:33 pm***Story time***
13 years ago at 3:55 pmI was at a fraternity party once and this twat kept “I” fucking me across the room. I began to make sexual motions to a nearby Native American statue. She came over and started talkin to me. Yah, I told her that I had slept with a few dudes and a few girls but finished by saying “who’s counting TFM.” she looked at me cross eyed (later to learn she was actually mentally retarded) We digressed to the couch and began to hump.
***end of story y’all***
^you fucking suck.
13 years ago at 12:28 am^ your name sucks
13 years ago at 7:58 pmThe only time you don’t dib the hotter friend is when she dibs your hotter friend.
13 years ago at 2:45 pmYou must be ugly
13 years ago at 2:49 pm^^ I think the word is dibses, but then again I am no english major.
13 years ago at 5:23 pmDibsing? Calling dibs sounds a little less childish and homosexual.
13 years ago at 8:25 pmTHAT ISN’T A FUCKING WORD. WHICH MEANS YOU AREN’T FRAT BECAUSE YOU’RE A RETARDED FUCK BAG.
13 years ago at 10:40 pm^
13 years ago at 10:38 amJudging by his name, the poster thinks the hotter friend is the one over 40.
13 years ago at 11:35 pmTelling the goddamn spammers to fuck off: priceless.
13 years ago at 11:37 pm