Washington State Cancels Thursday Classes On Halloween For ASU Football Game
12 years ago

From SB Nation:

In what might be the most WSU thing in the history of WSU things, President Elson Floyd announced Thursday that the school will cancel classes on the afternoon of Thursday, Oct. 31, in advance of that night’s televised football game against Arizona State.

Additionally, he said that attendance at morning classes will be at the discretion of faculty.

^ I know this isn’t a WSU crowd, but the colors look right, so we’re going with it.

This is the kind of thing that college students live for, isn’t it? It’s one of them, anyway. It’s like having classes canceled due to snow and icy roads times a million. The Washington State administration may want to consider canceling Friday classes as well, unless they want to set the record for lowest attendance ever recorded for a single day.

However, we all know what’s really going on: A not insignificant number of students probably were going to blow off their afternoon classes anyway in an effort to get their prefunk on.

“Prefunk.” I’ve never heard it before, but I love it. I’m going to start prefunking right now. Time to shut ‘er down.

[via SB Nation]

Image via The Observer

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  3. Howard Broneil

    Our games are usually pretty pathetic, hence prefunking instead of pregaming.

    12 years ago at 1:29 pm
    2. Channel4NewsTeam

      PS we might have only had a 3-9 record but we still beat those NF GDI pussy creep fuck asian Huskies in overtime. Fuckin ‘merica.

      12 years ago at 1:38 pm
    3. A Frattest H

      Whatever you have to tell yourself to feel better about going to a bottom tier school, chief.

      12 years ago at 2:01 pm
    5. Channel4NewsTeam

      ^^Assuming you’re a fuckin UW Husky, sorry I was too busy not getting run down by Asians and hipsters on bikes or getting stabbed by a fuckin wild pack of hobos to give a shit. I’m pretty content just being elbow deep in 2.5 GPA sorority meat drapes. Literally elbow deep. Think about it.

      12 years ago at 3:30 pm
    8. A Frattest H

      I’d love to launch a salvo of demeaning statistics and comments at you guys, but my time is worth more than that. Enjoy your welfare checks.

      12 years ago at 11:30 pm
    9. DoYouEvenLiftBro

      I make $35,000 a year per diem while still two years from my BA. Go fuck yourself you creepy fuckin asian, you don’t have shit.

      12 years ago at 1:39 am
    10. inhocFaF

      I cannot believe you guys are arguing over which school is better. Both pretty shitty in every regard, this pissing contest is over boys.

      12 years ago at 9:32 am
  6. WallE

    Talked to some alums when I first heard “prefunk” out here, and yes it is the standard term locally. Apparently it originate from “pre-function”, which became “prefunc” and now we just say “prefunk”.

    12 years ago at 1:42 pm
    3. BrosBeforeTebows

      Hatred is a bitter medicine better used on the intramural field and during hell week champ

      12 years ago at 9:20 pm
  8. Cheesy

    This weekend will be so great that i’m actually going to be very angry when I black out and forget it all.

    12 years ago at 6:47 pm