Watch Sad Browns Fans’ Real-Time Reactions To The Ravens Returning A Kick-Six For The Win
10 years ago

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Between the current state of Philadelphia sports and my alma mater, UCF, finishing the college football season winless, it’s been a rough go for your boy the past year/lifetime. Thankfully, there are moments like last night that remind me that some people have it much, much worse. Browns fans.


I don’t believe there has ever been forty seconds that encompass everything it means to be a fan of a franchise more than these two videos define what it means to be a part of the Dawg Pound.

Your hardass coach benches a young, exciting quarterback who should be getting game reps to develop during a throwaway season in favor of an aging journeyman who plays well only to get injured. Rather than bring back the raw but electrifying player to see what the future holds, your potato headed leader brings in a glorified practice squad QB who actually sets up the team to have a game winning field goal. Then, Will Hill kicks you in the proverbial nuts. Brutal.

Not only am I reveling in the misery of Cleveland — because misery loves company — but now we have Will Hill back in our lives! You’ll remember him as the best follow on Twitter back when he was in Gainesville.

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Back when Twitter was the wild West and athletes weren’t micromanaged with everything they do or say. Those were the days.

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  2. Texas Tux and Oil

    If that I was a Browns fan and that was my daughter I would have killed myself a long time ago.

    10 years ago at 10:07 am
    1. Texas Tux and Oil

      Sorry for the stutter, I imagine that’s something Steve Holt does in front of hobos under Austin bridges when asking for sex.

      10 years ago at 10:10 am
  4. FavreDollarFootlongs

    I’m not sure which would be worse. Going to school at Mizzou right now or being a Browns fan

    10 years ago at 10:08 am
  5. EquitynotWage

    Being a Browns fan is like being Steve Holt’s Mother: You live in constant shame, and you’re always getting fucked by black guys.

    10 years ago at 10:32 am
  6. Frat_and_Firm

    Picture this: You have an older sister, and you love your sister. You grew up together, she was always there for you, looked out for you, kept you company… She beat up bullies for you, she played with you, she was your best friend and brought you endless joy. Now, picture your sister goes off to college, and you know you’ll miss her, but you take comfort in knowing that she’ll be back one day.
    So your sister comes back from college years later and she seems the same on the surface, but you know that something isn’t right. Her eyes are a little sunken in, and there’s something missing from that once-beautiful smile. You’re scared, but you let her back in your house anyway. She shows some of the outer signs of your old sister, but you soon come to the horrid realization that your sister has become a cocaine addict. She steals from your wallet, she leaves the house to suck dick for money, and she enters a downward spiral until she becomes a street-dwelling crack whore.
    She comes back to you every weekend, promising things have changed, promising she isn’t the same lying whore you know that she is. You know it’s a lie, but what are you going to do? That’s your sister – you can’t forget your history, and you can’t just leave and find another sister. You love her, no matter how much you want to hate her, no matter how much you just never want to see her again.
    So, you let her back in the house, and just when you think that she’s really changed this time, she kicks you in the fucking nuts, robs you, and runs out of the house again.

    That is what it is like to be a Browns fan.

    10 years ago at 10:35 am
    1. FavreDollarFootlongs

      I couldn’t take the time to read that. But I’m gonna assume it’s along the lines of being a Browns fan is as bad as having AIDS

      10 years ago at 10:38 am
    1. Champaign Showers

      Sour= The morning funk you have when you wake up and haven’t showered yet.

      -a black guy

      10 years ago at 11:39 am
  8. Jeremy Grey

    We should accept all Syrian Refuges on the principal that they must all become Browns fans. Sure way to decrease numbers.

    10 years ago at 2:17 pm