Watch Snoop Dogg Tell Chip Kelly To Kill Himself After Losing In Fantasy Football
It’s fantasy football playoff time, and unless you’re like me and drafted the whole Carolina Panthers squad back in August before being laughed out of your draft GroupMe, you’re probably on the cusp of elimination.
Such is the case for esteemed rapper and American icon Snoop Dogg. Snoop had a lot riding on last night’s Cardinals-Eagles game, and when Philadelphia inevitably shit the bed, Snoop had some choice words for head coach Chip Kelly.
What the fuck is on his head? Is that a shower cap? I’m not a very “cool” guy, so if that is some new hip accessory I’m unfamiliar with, please feel free to let me know. But, to me, it looks like he is wearing a fucking shower cap, and shower caps are notoriously uncool — something I learned the hard way at summer camp.
I’ve been off the Chip Kelly bandwagon since he left Oregon. Oregon isn’t a cool “college football town,” and I am skeptical of any player or coach that finds success there — excluding Panthers running back Jonathan Stewart, of course.
Snoop has a right to be upset. Chip Kelly is just herping and derping his way through the NFL until he is inevitably fired and relegated back to the college ranks — where he’ll collect a cool 6 mil in Baton Rouge leading the Tigers to multiple national championships. Whatever. One thing is certain: Snoop will never forgive him..
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At least you know you aren’t “cool”
10 years ago at 12:34 pmSteve what the fuck is this
10 years ago at 12:39 pmfun fact, I used to live in the same neighborhood as snoop
10 years ago at 12:41 pmFun fact. No one fucking cares
10 years ago at 12:46 pmthere’s someone out there that appreciates it );
10 years ago at 1:19 pmWrong.
10 years ago at 5:27 pmIt’s alright buddy, I think it’s pretty cool.
10 years ago at 11:35 pmChip will most definitely not be leading the Tigers to any national championships. Good lord, they’re about to lose to Texas fuckin’ Tech
10 years ago at 1:07 pmYour username is accurate
10 years ago at 2:00 pmThat would be why I chose it..
10 years ago at 2:36 pmKnowing you suck, but not caring enough to change anything about yourself. TFTC.
10 years ago at 3:22 pmHey Steve, kill yourself.
10 years ago at 1:17 pmRead how Billy Quantrill tells TFM “writer” SteveHolt to kill himself
10 years ago at 1:28 pmIts funny becuz hes black hahahaha
10 years ago at 5:23 pmStrike Two.
10 years ago at 11:33 pmFuck Carolina and fuck you Holt
10 years ago at 7:12 pmWell that escalated quickly
10 years ago at 10:21 pmDo we care what a washed up rapper thinks?
10 years ago at 11:04 pmPump the breaks buddy. Snoop has climbed & clawed through the game, He is a fucking legend. Furthermore, he’s so wealthy that he would literally laugh in the face of our combined trust funds.
10 years ago at 11:32 pmNo doubt he’s one of the greats, but he acts like a child.
10 years ago at 11:42 pmYeah, the whole “Lion” phase was pushing it.
10 years ago at 12:21 amI would go threw a lot of phases too if I smoked 80 joints a day
10 years ago at 2:48 pmI don’t think “child” is the term I would use, but it works
10 years ago at 8:01 amMaybe I’m just salty, but it’s like every time a celebrity says some stupid shit, it’s shoved in our faces like it actually matters. Meanwhile, people who are worth listening to get ignored.
10 years ago at 11:49 amchip kelly is a pain in my liver
10 years ago at 3:03 am