Watching Bronson Koenig Hit The Wisconsin Game Winner In Slow Mo Is Poetry In Motion

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It seems I’m now this site’s Wisconsin correspondent moving forward. During one of the biggest shots in his school’s history, UW-Madison grad and fellow TFM writer, Jared Borislow, was inexplicably dark. Not a single peep was heard from him on social media. He claims he was “too busy” living in the moment at an Austin Wisco bar celebrating with his fraternity brothers, but I’m not buying it. If you don’t record the live crowd response to a sporting event or voice your own knee jerk reaction on Twitter, did you actually watch the game at all? So from here on out, with all things Badgers, I’m your guy.

By now, you’ve probably seen Bronson Koenig’s game winning shot that put my Wisconsin Badgers into the Sweet Sixteen.

So pure. The onions on Bronson. Most of you in Madison already knew the “flaccid assassin” was packing, but he just pulled out his piece for the entire world to see.

Shoutout to the guy that had his iPhone out ready to document the buzzer-beater in real time. True fan of the game right there.

When you slow it down, the shot becomes even more majestic.


A video posted by Bronson Koenig (@bkoenig_24) on

Panty dropping poetry. Hell, this shot made my shaft move. It’s not gay, guys. It’s art.

Image via Instagram

  1. BornProudRaisedProud1890

    The 3 he hit to tie it with 11 left was probably even better. Kid has ice in his veins.

    8 years ago at 11:52 am
      1. BornProudRaisedProud1890

        I haven’t even seen Xavier fans trying to argue that it wasn’t a charge. Sorry about your bracket tho

        8 years ago at 12:58 pm
      2. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        Nah, I was just saving that to heckle Jared, but lost out since that nerd was MIA and couldn’t post this himself. But I am a Xavier fan; and that incredible shot is impossible to knock, both actually.

        8 years ago at 1:59 pm
  2. geed_N_proud

    No way Notre dame, UNC, etc… can contain him, Dekker and Kaminsky. I predict they run the table, upsetting Duke to win the title

    8 years ago at 11:56 am
  3. Muensterman

    Too bad Wisconsin won’t have him for the next game after he drowns in pussy.

    8 years ago at 1:41 pm
  4. Cpt_Kirk24

    Word says he’s still trying to swim back upstream from all the pussy he almost drowned in that night

    8 years ago at 7:49 pm