My family owns two logging companies, so let me just say trees are renewable (and very profitable). When you cut them down, the ones you didn’t cut grow bigger! And every 20-30 years, the process repeats itself. It’s called managing the forest. Why do you think California is always burning down every summer? Environmentalists restricting logging.
I always wanted to buy a golf cart with chapter funds and have the pledges drive us to class or wherever the fuck we want to go at 4am, but now I want one of these instead
What is fucked? Do you think those evergreens are growing in a fucking endangered rain forest? You’re a stupid fuck and your parents cry every night over the guilt they feel for creating you.
Telling the Lorax to go fuck himself. TFM
9 years ago at 9:58 amCall me a crazy liberal if you must, but I consider myself a fan of oxygen.
9 years ago at 10:10 amNot understanding sarcasm. TEdwinEppsTFMM
9 years ago at 10:14 amCall me a writer if you want, but I consider myself a fan of paper.
9 years ago at 10:17 amYou still write on paper? Is this not the 21st century? (Leave jokes about me name aside).
9 years ago at 2:49 pmYou do realize there is a science to sustainably harvesting timber? And making a load of money at the same time.
9 years ago at 5:17 pmI need to drive that thing almost as much as I need a first born son.
9 years ago at 9:59 amI’d like to human centipede a group of ISIS members and run that machine down them.
9 years ago at 10:08 amI’m aroused.
9 years ago at 10:14 amGraphic but effective
9 years ago at 1:15 pmThis is metaphorically how I handle my women.
9 years ago at 10:09 amFucking the world up. TFM
9 years ago at 10:18 amParis is an example of why fucking the world up would never be a TFM. Please lead yourself out.
9 years ago at 10:31 amCheck your privilege bro
9 years ago at 10:50 amEvisceration. TFM.
9 years ago at 10:23 amMy family owns two logging companies, so let me just say trees are renewable (and very profitable). When you cut them down, the ones you didn’t cut grow bigger! And every 20-30 years, the process repeats itself. It’s called managing the forest. Why do you think California is always burning down every summer? Environmentalists restricting logging.
9 years ago at 10:28 amstill wouldn’t trade that for our beautiful redwoods. I’ll outsource to a lesser state for the sauna room
9 years ago at 9:33 amWhat an awesome machine. Amazed sometimes at what people can build
9 years ago at 11:20 amI always wanted to buy a golf cart with chapter funds and have the pledges drive us to class or wherever the fuck we want to go at 4am, but now I want one of these instead
9 years ago at 12:31 pmAs mesmerizing as it is, it’s pretty fucked.
9 years ago at 2:00 pmWhat is fucked? Do you think those evergreens are growing in a fucking endangered rain forest? You’re a stupid fuck and your parents cry every night over the guilt they feel for creating you.
9 years ago at 7:33 am