We Are All This Lion Roaming The Streets Looking For Someone To Kill
If I had to guess, I’d say this lion is about to fuck someone’s shit up.
According to Daily Mail, the vicious lioness strolled into town and took down a cow and feasted on it in front of terrified onlooking villagers. That’s a tough way to go if you’re a cow in India.
I might be mixing up my cultures here, and forgive me if I am, but I think cows are sacred in India? Think about it. One minute you’re roaming free on the streets, living the high life, traffic yields to your fat ass, people bow to you, they feed you the finest oats and hay, they protect you at all costs, then the next minute a ravenous lioness enters the village and just straight fucks your shit up.
Shocked residents of a village watched in disbelief as a lion stalked the narrow streets and killed a cow in broad daylight.
The lioness ventured into the Virpur-Gadhia village in the Amreli district in India leaving open mouthed locals terrified and hiding in doorways as she devoured her feast.
Onlookers can be heard screaming in footage caught by one scared local from a first floor window which has since gone viral online.
It’s a fortunate thing she found a cow to take out or a gaggle of Indians were about to have their guts spilled out all over the streets of the Virpur-Gadhia village. What a scene that was, but what a scene it could have been..
[via Daily Mail]
Image via YouTube
Are you really pulling content from the fucking daily mail now?
9 years ago at 10:54 pmYes
9 years ago at 10:59 pmYou’re the man, Dillon!
9 years ago at 2:01 amAt least you switched your account.
9 years ago at 1:54 pmDorno is this lion roaming the playgrounds looking for small children
9 years ago at 11:09 pmY’all so desperate. My Netflix was just plagued with Total Frat Movie…
9 years ago at 11:14 pmExplain this logic, smart guy
9 years ago at 11:22 pmOne time this chick had me stick a dido in her ass then wanted me to fuck it in deeper and it got stuck and she had to go to the hospital to have it removed, best part was it was still vibrating #buttstuffawareness2016
9 years ago at 1:47 amDo less.
9 years ago at 5:24 amSo fucking frat.
9 years ago at 3:16 amSo fucking college.
9 years ago at 9:17 amDoes nobody own a gun in India?
9 years ago at 10:06 am