We Are Offering Once In A Lifetime Spring Break Trips That Will Make Every Other Spring Break Trip Pale In Comparison
As vest season slowly starts turning into full on jacket weather, partying on the beach or poolside might be the furthest thing from your mind. Between the copious amounts of alcohol you’ll consume to keep yourself warm during these harsh winter months and excessively devouring more food over the holidays than entire Botswana villages consume on a yearly basis, the thought of spring break might be a little too much as you lie on the couch in a state of drowsiness and shame after that third piece of pecan pie.
But instead of questioning your fiber as a being as you halfheartedly watch “Jingle All The Way,” why not give yourself something to look forward to, help with the dreary months ahead of January and February, and potentially get the parents to foot the bill for a week of bad decisions and reprehensible behavior?
Yeah, exactly. There’s no reason to not be planning this far ahead. Before you know it, spring break will be upon us, and if you’re one of those guys or gals who procrastinates up until the last minute, you’ll have to bribe some drug cartel just to stay at a roach-infested motel. God only knows where that blood stain on the mattress came from, and ice cold, brown water showers aren’t an ideal method to wake up to.
Fortunately, if you get to it sooner rather than later, you won’t have to worry about a peep hole in your bathroom, as we’ve got you covered with three different badass spring break trip options with only the finest accommodations.
Our packages to Panama City Beach, South Padre Island, and the Inception at the Sea cruise are the best bang for your buck you’ll find anywhere and will be a time you’ll never forget.
So sign up and secure your spot for TFM’s Spring Break NOW.
Not convinced yet? Let these videos make that decision for you much easier.
I can’t think of anything worse than going on spring break with the people who post their pictures of spring break on this site.
9 years ago at 1:43 pmHear me out… maybe if we all decide to boycott PCB’s spring break then the large nightclubs, cab services, towing companies, etc.. that make most of their yearly salary in two weeks will fight with us to allow alcohol on the beach again.
9 years ago at 2:16 pmI could go to my local beach and drink a shit ton and be just as satisfied
9 years ago at 3:11 pmYea but then you probably won’t get to experience the joy that is contacting drug resistant chlamydia from a blacked out brunette from Newark.
9 years ago at 3:27 pm>”hurr durr third of the money and live like gods with twice the stories”
Why do you think it costs so much less than Cancun?
Enjoy missing the rest of your sesmester because you’ve been taken hostage by FARC Narco Rebels.
9 years ago at 5:00 pmIm not sure what you were getting at with this comment? Columbia is actually one of the more stable countries down there
9 years ago at 5:13 pmPanama City Beach is definitely the best! Heading there March 5th from UMich!
9 years ago at 5:39 pmThat’s so cool.
9 years ago at 6:40 am“excessively devouring more food over the holidays than entire Botswana villages consume on a yearly basis” it’s a TFM
9 years ago at 7:23 pmBooked to PCB already March 12th! Going to tear it up with my boys.
9 years ago at 8:04 pmThis has the makings of Day Rage all over again
9 years ago at 12:25 am