We Discovered A New Way To Get You Even More Pictures Of Boobs, Because America
Starting yesterday, Wednesday (December 10), we’ll be blasting out exclusive content on Cyber Dust that we can’t post anywhere else. There will be boobs. Lots and lots of boobs.
As you probably know, Cyber Dust is an app where you can send messages and pictures that disappear and never hit a hard drive anywhere, so you can send whatever you want to whoever you want without getting kicked off campus, or out of school, or screamed at by your girlfriend who doesn’t understand that sending a dick pic doesn’t constitute cheating if there’s never any followup.
For the same reason you don’t want certain people seeing certain messages, we’ll be blasting out some of our racier content that’s too damn sexy for the site or Twitter or Facebook exclusively on Cyber Dust. For starters, Rush Boobs will now be sent directly to you as a private link through the app, and that private link will be the only way you can access the gallery. Apparently some advertisers don’t like boobs, but we love boobs, and we know you love boobs, so we’re going to blast boobs out to you on Cyber Dust every single week. Obviously, this means you need to download Cyber Dust and add +TotalFratMove in order to receive Rush Boobs every week, along with other awesome shit that we can’t post, like this picture of Bacon playing beer pong with a questionable stripper.
Download Cyber Dust and Add +TotalFratMove
Keep in mind, when we send that pic out on Cyber Dust, there’s a chance that shit will be sailboat free. If questionable stripper nipples don’t send you scrambling to add us on there, then I don’t know what will. Prepare your mind, because we’re going to make it rain titties. .
I salute you guys for somehow tricking Mark Cuban into advertising with you. TCapitalistM.
11 years ago at 12:01 pmDon’t you have the ‘Boy’s season to ruin?
11 years ago at 6:57 pmYou’re a jets fan, huh?
11 years ago at 7:46 pmGood work, intern.
11 years ago at 12:05 pmDammit now he’s gonna get a big ego
11 years ago at 12:08 pmDon’t talk to him like that, he’ll think he’s people.
11 years ago at 2:49 pmThis is December 10, buttstuffbreath.
11 years ago at 12:07 pmOh yeah now you change it just to make me look stupid.
11 years ago at 12:12 pmAll I got was Rush Boobs with sailboats… Bastards.
11 years ago at 12:09 pmHow am I getting down voted? I’m supporting #SINKSAILBIATS2015 assholes…
11 years ago at 2:02 pmIn all seriousness, Bacon has the look of someone with full blown AIDS. Hope the little guy’s alright.
11 years ago at 12:10 pmIs he wearing an undershirt or is he just that pasty? I honestly can’t tell.
11 years ago at 12:55 pmHe’s probably the whitest guy in Texas and that’s saying a lot.
11 years ago at 1:02 pmI bet he fucked her.
11 years ago at 3:42 pmThe Intern finally posted something worth while.
11 years ago at 12:14 pmNow get the fuck back to work!
There is a God!
11 years ago at 12:22 pmI actually got to see Rush boobs oh happy day this is
11 years ago at 12:39 pmhttp://giphy.com/gifs/gOkawaguYNiSI/html5
11 years ago at 12:43 pmNever. Fucking. Mind.
11 years ago at 12:50 pmBacon honestly looks like he’s complaining about having the naked stripper as his partner.
11 years ago at 1:09 pmIf the photographer panned to the other side of bar, we’d see Dorn “babysitting” the stripper’s kid while she is at work.
11 years ago at 1:39 pmShe has tattoos and a beer gut, her being naked doesn’t make her less gross.
11 years ago at 1:49 pmBut i’m still assuming that Bacon’s still into that from how much he’s profusely sweating.
11 years ago at 2:40 pmIt’s because the stripper looks like SFPL.
11 years ago at 2:59 pm